Bury Me, Bury Me

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by IDrinkGodsTears

by IDrinkGodsTears

Donald, Abraham, Kamala, Joe, and Barack were all dressed in Matrix cosplay and carrying super cool guns, walking in slow motion down the road while the Powerpuff Girls theme song played in the background. They all stopped and posed in unison while the Founding Fathers posed across from them.

"Well well well, if it isn't America's LOSERS!" George Washington said.

"We know your game plan, George!" Donald retorted. "And we're here to stop you!"

"Yeah! You're never gonna be the most popular kids in school!" Joe added.

"We'll see about that." Hamilton pulled out nunchucks.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

The two groups charged, attacking each other with guns and nunchucks and nerf guns and tweezers. The fight scene was so dramatic and exciting that only the best cinematographers were hired to film it. Kamala managed to bazooka Lafayette, Hercules, John Adams, John Laurens, Jefferson, and and James Madison. Barack was doing a fist fight with Aaron Burr while Joe, Abraham, and Donald teamed up on George and Hamilton.

"You'll never be popular!" Donald said, landing a deafening blow on George.

All was silent. The Founding Fathers were all down.

"Nicely done, team." Said Abraham. "We won!"

"hehehe... not so fast." Said Hamilton, stumbling to his feet. "We still have our... secret weapon."

A loud gunshot was heard and Joe fell onto the floor. They all gasped and whipped around to see...

"BEN SHAPIRO?!" Donald gasped. "HOW COULD YOU!"

"HAHAHA!" Ben laughed maniacally. "You think you can just dump me! I'm with the Founding Fathers now!"

"OH NO JOE!" Donald dropped down next to Joe. "Joe, answer me!"

Abraham, Barack, and Kamala all stood off to the side, being sad.

"D-Donny..." Joe coughed out. "I... love... you..."

And then he was dead.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Donald cried out. The beginning instrumental to Thirty Seconds to Mars' The Kill started playing.

"What if I wanted to break... laugh it all off in your face..." Donald sang sadly to the corpse. "What would you do..."

"What if I fell to the floor... couldn't take this anymore..." Abraham sang along, placing a hand on Donald's shoulder.

"What would you do, do, do..." Barack and Kamala harmonized.

"COME BREAK ME DOWN!" The four belted in unison. "BURY ME! BURY ME!"

"I am...." Donald closed Joe's eyes. "Finished with you...

To be continued