The Zodiac Story

PERVERT!!!

Leo's POV / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /

"So...truth or dare?", I ask. "Yeah.", Taurus answers simply as he climbs down. " Okay, well can we do it my way?", Aquarius, who has been silent up until now, pipes up. " Sure why not." , Sagittarius says with a sly smile on his face. " How does it work?", Cancer asks intreaged. " Okay so each person writes two truths and two dares. We put them in sperate bowls and the rest is history.", Aquarius explains. "Oh okay. ", Gemini says, nodding his head. " I'll go get bowls!", Cancer offers and jumps up, and out of the room.

She comes back with two bowls, five pens, and paper. She tears the paper into squares and gives us all four. I write my questions and dares:

If you had to pick one zodiac to date, who would it be?
What are breasticles?
Kiss the floor. (Ha inside joke)
Create a name for every girl in the rooms boobs.

I know that last truth isn't really a personal question, but it's funny and that's just fine.

Everybody writes their truths and their dares and puts them in the bowls.

" Who goes first?", I ask. " Uh, how about you?", Taurus asks. " Oh wow, was one of your dares to kiss Taurus?", I scoff. " Eheh. Maybe...", he trails off. Then he smirks at me. " Or it could have said date him.", he says. I just roll my eyes. " So, truth or dare?", Capricorn asks. " Dare.", I answer with a smile.

Capricorn passes me the bowl. I take a slip of paper and read the dare: " Slap the person to your right.", I read and look to my right : Taurus.

I smirk and he laughs akwardly. Then, I slap him as hard as I possibly can. His head turns a full 180 degrees around. " Ow!", he whines and rubs his cheek. " WHY AM I BLEEDING?!", he shrieks. I chuckle. " Did you forget so easily dear Taurus? I'm a kitty and kitties have claws!", I say with a laugh. " Uh-huh....", he says. " So Taurus, truth or dare?", I ask. " Dare.", he says.

He takes a piece of paper and starts to whine. " But I don't wanna kiss the floor!!", he whines. " Heh! Nice who's was that one?", Sagittarius asks. " That, would be me!", I brag. " Hm, didn't know you were that evil.", he says, mildly impressed. " Oh! Dear, you haven't seen anything yet!", I giggle. " Do I really have to kiss the floor?", Taurus asks disgusted. " Yup!" , Gemini says with a smile. "Oh and by the way, my floor is a guy so this is gonna be: ha GAY!", I chant. " Uugghhh! ", Taurus whines. Then he looks intently at the floor, like...it was a banana or something that shouldn't be there. " Oh quit being a baby!", Sagittarius groans and smashes Taurus's head into the floor. Taurus squirms and resists but Sagittarius does not budge. After a few seconds he let's him go. Taurus is silent for a few seconds. "I'm tramatized.", he whispers. " He's good!", Cancer cheers.

" My turn.", Sagittarius says and takes a piece of paper from the truth bowl. " If you were the last person on earth, what would you do? Hm. I guess I would be very lonely. But I wouldn't care. Who's next?", he says. I furrow my brow.

He wouldn't care about being alone? How? I didn't think it was possible to not be phased by being alone. That's.... good. I mean I couldn't be alone, that scares me to death. That's very brave.

" I'm next!", Cancer says and takes one from the dare bowl. " Cut your hair. Oh no. NONONONONONONO!! I'm out! Not doing it!", she says. " Okay that's one out.", I say quietly. " My turn.", Aquarius says and takes one from the dare bowl. " Do whatever the person on your left does for the rest of the game.", he reads. " So does that mean Sagittarius?", he asks. " I guess.", Taurus says. And thus begins the mimicking.

Capricorn doesn't say anything and just takes one from the dare pile. " Pick any person to take their shirt off for the rest of the game.", he reads. " Aw! Why couldn't I get that one?", Taurus whines. " Oh the game gets better and better!", I laugh. " Oh really? Hm, well I think I'd like to change that for you.", he says. I scoff. " I never lose a game of... anything.", I say with narrowed eyes. " We'll see about that!", he laughs. I put my hands up in defense. " Kay. Fine. I got it. The shirt will come off.", I say and get up. " Hey hey! Take it off in here! ", he says with a smirk. " Hahahaha! No.", I say and go into my closet.

I actually wanted to take it off in here so I could change. This was a one piece suit, not a shirt and pants. So I just take it off and put on some shorts.

" Hey! Come on Leo! Get out here or give up like I did!", Cancer whines. I groan and open the door in nothing but my bra and some shorts. They stare, well except for Gemini, Cancer, and Aquarius. " Okay there. Now go on with the stupid game.", I growl. " I can't believe that you actually did it!", Capricorn laughs. " I told you: I never lose ANYTHING!", I growl. " Hm, you went through with that. I admire your bravery.", Sagittarius says seemingly impressed. " Of course I was gonna do it! I have to win!", I scoff.

Then Gemini takes a paper from the truth pile. "Which do you prefer, change or routine? Uh I'd rather have a little bit of change to the same thing over and over.", he says.

I take a truth. " What is your biggest fear? Easy. I hate being alone, I can't do it. It's the worst possible thing for me. If I end up alone, I think I would die.", I say in a shaky voice. I feel someone hug me. " Don't worry I'll be with you!", Taurus coos. "H*ll no!", I whine. He just squeezes me more. My ears flatten against my head and I'm very irritated. " Aw! Is the little kitty feisty?", Capricorn coos. " I'll show you feisty!", I growl and try to attack him, but Taurus's arms hold me back. I kick and scratch but he holds tight. " Lemme go! I need to beat his *ss!", I growl. "Oh stop it Leo! You know you like my affection!", Taurus coos. " Stop it!! Oh and move your hands ya pervert!", I order. He laughs. And moves his hands farther north. " AHHH!!", I cry out. " I'M GONNA KILL YOU!! YOU F*CKING PERVERT!!", I scream.

Then I'm released by a powerful impact. I'm knocked on my back. I sit up and rub my eyes. Then I gasp : Gemini is on top of Taurus and is beating the crap out of him. " Don't be a pervert!", he barks at him.

Wow, Gemini is p*ssed right now. Maybe he doesn't like...sex? I don't know but I can't tell you right now that I'm glad that he's beating the crap outta him. I mean I'm no stranger to the move he used but that was not something that I enjoyed. At. All. And the fact that no one bothered to help me makes me angry. No, Gemini is punching him so one person did help me. But that just brings me back to the begining of a circle...

" Get of of me!", Taurus snarls. "Sure! Just like you got off of Leo?", Gemini laughs. I sigh. " Okay Gemini you can stop now.", I say sheepishly. He doesn't respond, he just keeps on punching. " Gemini?", I ask.

Nope, uh, he's gone.

Well, I guess it's time to use my powers of persuasion.

I get up and tap on Gemini's shoulder. Nothing. I breathe on his neck, nope. I twirl his hair, notta.

Well, that didn't work, time to use intimidation, my most common and most effective power.

" Hey guys, do you know what a breasticle is?", I ask. Everybody looks at me. " What?", Gemini asks with an odd look on his face. " What is a breasticle?", I repeat. " How should I know?", Taurus asks. " You weren't supposed to, I just saved your *ss ya big pervert!", I say sarcastically. " Oh...", he trails off. " Uh so what is a breasticle?", Sagittarius asks. " It's a boob that hangs like a testicle. Okay moving on. What should we do next?", I answer. " I need to eat I don't care what you all do.", Sagittarius says as he gets up. I race over to him. " Where have you been all my life? Let's go get food!", I say and so we all race downstairs to get some food.