The Zodiac Story

Mr. Dolphin Man

Hey Look. A video. You should watch that.

Yeah that's me. Or Leo if you wanna get freaky or some shit. I said some stupid crap because... it was early. Sooooo.... If you guys can't imagine this tho, seriously tell me and I can show you. I may sound gross (because I always do), but like I said, that was just my voice. Regular speaking, I didn't put in any emotion, I didn't speak any lines, but if you want, I can do that. (I might re-do it in general because that didn't sound very good and my voice sounds like that at 8 in the morning. You can hear good parts in it, which is how I normally talk I guess, but mostly it was bad.

and that fuckin' fake laugh at the end was shit toooooooooooo.

Leo's POV / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
I growl as I forcefully pull the long shirt over my head. Like I just met you and you're already talkin' shit? Mmmmm....

But then an idea hits me; a clever one at that. I smile as I walk out of the room, half dressed and down the stairs.

My feet touch the ground beneath me having no more steps to go down. A devilish grin on my face as I walk through the arch way to the living room. I cross my arms as people stare and make surprised noises. I look at Mr. Dickface as he avoids my gaze. I hear him mutter something beneath his breath that I couldn't understand. "Ooooh? What is it Danny? I couldn't quite hear you speak up?", I purr as innocently as possible. His voice is louder but still inaudible. "Hmmm... Now what was that?", I ask, lifting my hand to my ear to help my pestering. "You... you're clothes...", he murmers and looks away with a red face. I put on a shocked expression and look around at the room in an over dramatic manner. "Whhhaaaaaaat? What do you mean? I thought I was a little kid! Are you having a change of heart? What?! Am I too old to walk around in a house full of people in nothing but a shirt?", I mock, burning him with everything I had. The entire room explodes in a flurry of: oooohs! "Oh, wow! Danny you just got owned by- what was it again? A 45 year old.", I laugh, leaning in for more emphasis with a smirk on my face.

I was just about to usher him into the kitchen when... I hear a moan from somewhere. Everyone in the room looks over and I see... Gemini on his knees rubbing his head in pain. Then he snarls over at scorpio with a look of absolute hate. "What the FUCK Scorpio?!", he growls. Scorpio just shrugs in response. "Hey, look I get that you can't control that other piece of shit, but don't go and get angry at me when I have to take care of it.", he scoffs, seemingly unamused but his tone firm. Gemini sighs as he gets up in an achey fashion, "Yeah, I guess that's fair."

Oblivious to the previous conversation he makes his way presumably to the kitchen.... but he wasn't looking and bumped right into me; causing him to fall to the ground a second time. "I said I was sorry okay?!", he whines. Then he opens his eyes and sees my confused expression. He takes a look at my face and he too looks confused. It actually takes him a minute to figure out that I wasn't waring pants and when he does, his cheeks go pink. "I uh...", he stutters as he scrambles to his feet. He takes another look at me and his expression turns awkward. "Did you forget your pants again?", he asks as well as he could without sounding like a pervert. "AGAIN?!", Danny cries. At this, everyone laughs; like a sitcom.
Aries steps forward and faces everyone as best as he could with people all around him. "Okay, I know we were about to go and watch some stuff, but how about we make this easy and introduce everyone? Can we all stand next to our friends and sat our names when it's our turn?", he asks politely. "Wow. Okay dad.", I snicker as we all do as we're told. "The scary part is that I'm old enough to be your dad!", he snears at me back. "Woah okay, I didn't know you were into that.", I taunt back, earning more hoops and hollers from the rest. He sighs. "Okay whatever. Anyways you all know Danny, say hi Danny.", he says unenthusiastically. "Yo.", Danny says simply, not giving and not willing to give more than that. At that, Aries nods to Teo to start the circle.