𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 ༄ ; kenjorine fanfic

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KENNY POV

Words cannot describe how I am feeling, I can't believe Marjorine is a.. how do i word this without sounding like a dickwad? I guess I can't believe she used to be Butters, my old best friend? Does that mean I have a lowkey crush on my childhood best friend? Prolly not. Cuz in a way Marjorine isnt Butters. They're so different.

You know what, ill just call her. This isn't a big of a deal. I know I told her we'd talk tomorrow, but I can't wait til then.

MARJORINE POV

Why is Kenny calling me..? Gosh im so scared. I pick up.

"Hello..?" I slowly speak into my phone
"Wassup shortyyyy" he says, uplifting-ly.
"Wait, you're not mad..?" I say.
"Why would I be mad?" He says, confused
"Well I mean, you're a redneck hick- no offense." I tell him.
"Haha, I mean you're a girl arent ya?" He replies
"Yes..?" I answer
"So then you're a girl, that's it. A girls a girl, you dont let nobody tell you different." He tells me. Wow. I could actually fall for his kid.
"Thank you so much Kenny. You're a good friend" I thank him. Yes, I said that last part on purpose.
"Oh, yeah, no problem.." Kenny says.

KENNY POV

Ahh friendzoned. But I always work around it.
First, you compliment her. A lot.
Second, you introduce her to your friends. trust me, this part matters.
Third, you invite her places, like to go to a fellow friends, or to a drive in movie
Fourth, you do the first and third step over and over again until you get somewhere.
Fifth, you break her heart. This part also matters, because you made her fall for you, and this will make her obsessed with you. And no, i didnt do this to Jenny. shes just fucking psycho.

At the bus stop I complimented her.
"Hey marji. Looking pretty today." I smile at her.

"Oh, well thanks Kenny!" she smiles back.

In English I complimented her.
"Your hair is so.. like.. angelic." I admire her.

"Thanks, Ken, you're a boss." She smiled. Ok.. she's a little weird. That's nothin, though.

At lunch, I asked if she'd like to meet some friends of mine. She said yes.

"Guys, guys! This is Marjorine." She waves. Everyone, except Tolkien, Stan, Tweek, and Craig, stops what theyre doing to stare at her. Fuck, I forgot these guys get no pull.

At my table sat Clyde, Tolkien, Cartman, Kyle, Jimmy, Craig, Tweek, and Stan. Cartmans fat ass was basically drooling.

"Oh, hi Tweek." Marjorine smiled and sat down, ignoring the dogs next to her. I sat down next to her.

"So you know Tweek? How?" I ask. Oh wait, I remember, they used to be friends.

"Nevermind. Anyway, you know anyone else at this table?" I ask.

"Yeah, I know Stan and Tolkien. Stan sates Wendy on and off, and Tolkien is in my math class. He's cool." She answers.

"Not too cool, right?" I ask, making sure she doesn't fuck with him TOO heavily.

"What?" she asks confused.

"Nothing." I turn my head to the boys beside me.

Clyde looks at me, then Marjorine.

"Dude, Ken, she's hot!" Clyde whispers.