𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑶𝑻𝑰𝑪 𝑳𝑼𝑺𝑻 || Deadpool X Reader 🔞18+

CHAPTER 14

Oriyan, the nerdy hacker, looked like a fish out of water, as he held a tazer with a steady hand.

"Hey, guys," he said, his voice trembling slightly. "I think I've got this one."

With a burst of electricity, the tazer connected with the old man's back, sending him crashing to the ground. Wade and you stared at Orian in shock.

"What in the fuck-knuckles are you doing here?" Wade asked.

Oriyan shrugged, looking sheepish. "I followed you guys. I figured you might need some backup."

You couldn't believe it. Oriyan had just saved your bacon.

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4 days later

The trafficked girls were finally back with their families, safe and sound. Deadpool had taken care of the old man, ensuring he wouldn't harm anyone else. And Angel was recovering well, discharged from the hospital just yesterday.

The four of you - Wade, Angel, Oriyan, and you - sat at a bustling restaurant, enjoying a well-deserved meal.

Wade, being Wade, couldn't resist cracking jokes. "Hey, Iruan, how's it feel to be a hero? Didn't know you had it in you, nerd!"

For some reason, Wade kept the nickname Iruan for Oriyan.

He smiled sheepishly. "It's all good, Wade. We did what needed to be done."

Angel raised an eyebrow, her expression icy. "Yes, thanks to Oriyan. If it weren't for him, we'd still be stuck in that mess."

You and Wade laughed at Oriyan's silly grin.

"Hey, I helped too!" Wade protested. "I'm the one who... uh... provided comic relief."

Oriyan chuckled. "That's one way to put it, Wade."

"No I mean it was really fun having all of you there, supporting me through everything and all," Wade started, getting sentimental like he was gonna cry.

You covered your face with your hands as Wade stood up, getting everyone's attention. He climbed onto the table, and Angel pleaded, "Oh my God, Wade, please sit down." It was clear she was embarrassed by his antics.

"Ladies and ladies," Wade began, raising his hands. "This week has been tough. While you were all eating hot noodles and... well, whatever you were doing, we were busy saving the world."

The room started whispering among themselves, probably thinking Wade was a psycho.

Wade continued, "And I really love hot noodles. I do. God, I really love hot noodles! But I also love my fiancé, and we're going home to fuck."

A woman nearby gasped, covering her small son's ears.

"Fiancé?" you started to say, trying to intervene.

Wade ignored you, getting down on one knee amidst gasps from the crowd. "I don't know how I ended up here, but I believe it was meant to be because I met the most beautiful woman ever."

The room "awed" in unison.

This was unbelievable. This was happening too quickly, and this was overstimulating and...

"I can't live without you," Wade said, his eyes locked on yours. "I want to spend every day of my immortal life with you." He inhaled sharply. "Will you marry me?"

You were taken aback. Imagine one day, your life's in danger, and the next, it's like you're living the best life in the world.

You managed to answer, "Yes."

Wade lifted you effortlessly, and you wrapped your legs around his waist as he kissed you eagerly.

"Ew gross," Angel whispered.

Wade turned to look at her and flipped her off before turning back to you and kissing you.

He then carried you out, opening the vehicle door and setting you down on the seat.

Many people watched but he did not care.

Jumping into the driver's seat, he started the engine.

"Wow, can't believe you're my wife now."

You laughed. "Fiancé."

As he drove, Wade's breathing grew heavier, his chest rising and falling with excitement, feeling more blood flood his dick.

"Oh, I so wanna make love to you," he grunted, squeezing his hard dick.

"Then drive faster, babe."

And he did.

He finally came home, and before he even stopped the engine, you were on him, kissing him. You straddled him, and he moved his seat a little back to give you more space to be comfortable.

You could feel his hardened dick pressing into you, and he started to undress you while you did the same to him.

"Are we having a baby? Please tell me we're having a baby," Wade pleads as he kisses your neck hard. He bit, sucked, and nibbled, leaving your skin blood-red.

You giggled and with one swift movement, he tore your panties off you. You placed your hand between you and Wade, getting the grip of his hardened dick.

Slowly, you started to stroke him. You squeezed his tip now and then, quickening your pace. You stroked him softly and then harder, the strokes getting longer.

"Ah baby," he grunted, his face twisted in pleasure and pain. You could feel the bulging veins on his dick which turned you on even more.

Moaning, you started to rock your hips in him.

"Stop teasing, baby. I want you."

Smiling, you removed your hand and then slowly lowered yourself on him, his dick getting swallowed inside you.

Moaning loudly, you rocked your hips back and forth, riding him. He couldn't do anything but grab your waist and kiss you, enjoying everything you were giving him.

"You like that?" you asked and he grunted, nodding. "Yeah, I'm definitely coming inside you."

He then grabbed a handful of your hair and tugged on it, earning a painful grunt.

"Who's being a good girl for daddy?" He then paused and laughed, while gasping for air. "Oh my God, that sounds even worse when I say it out loud."

You had a mix of emotions, heat coursing to your lower abdomen while your blood ran hot.

"That's it, almost there."

He talked you through it, even though your body was giving up. Your walls clenched around him and he groaned.

Nails digging into his arms, chest heaving, and the temperature increasing in the car- it was everything you ever wanted.

With a loud moan, you came, your hip movements coming to a halt as you watched Wade's face twist in pain before you felt a warm liquid fill you.

Slowly, you placed your head on his chest and he wrapped his arms around you, smiling.

"Yeah, we're having a baby. My sperm is magic."