tw: freaky
slurs I can reclaim
a/ns are not serious
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A/N: fuck you all
FUCKING you all
Fucked you all
I don't know wtf I'm doing guys I'm high on my own retardedness
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O/N does relatable things. Like kiss the same gender. But oh no!! Their love interest, scrimblo the scrunkle, exists!!! And they're too beta discord kitten to communitcate
scrimblo the scrunkle likes O/N too but also doesn't give a shit
O/N approaches the dominant alpha, stuttering and shaking.
O/N: "c-c-can I be you skibidi??"
scrimblo the scrunkle: "my name is scrimblo the scrunkle!!"
O/N: "WAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAH IMMGOING TO MISUNDERSTAND WHAT YOU SAID FOR CHEAP DRAMA!!!!"
O/N ran off, crying. scrimblo the scrunkle follows them. scrimblo the scrunkle goes off script and hits the griddy and disappears, leaving O/N without a dominant alpha to possesibely kiss their neck and pin them against a wall
O/N looks at the camera, tearfully
O/N: "w-w-what do I do????"
O/N then realized. There was a person BEHIND THE CAMERA SCREEN!!! They were so fucking down bad at first site
the reader has an opinion (no you don't)
O/N starts kissing the camera with skibidi rizzness
O/N: "oh, random person, I love you so much!! Please be my sigma!!!!!"
do you kiss back or are you not a sigma???
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A/N: I love coming back from my hiatus just to post this shit (no I will not post more stories I'm a c.ai bot creator now)
total word count: count it yourself you fag
YOU ARE READING
Osc x Reader Oneshots (DISCONTINUED)
FanfictionOsc characters kiss eachother? Osc characters kiss you? You can make it happen here, just req a ship and if it follows my guidelines then I'll write a cute lil story abt it (I'm a beginner writer!!!)
