Pirate Lovers

One Wild Story

I DO NOT OWN ONE PIECE.

<I am making this a short chapter so I can move on to the next.>

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"UTA AND LUFFY DID WHAT!?" The crew screams in unison.

"Fuuuuuucckkkk"-Uta

"It should have been me! Lucky bastard!"

"Luffy slept with Princess Uta?

"Our captain is something else."

"IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM!?" Chopper screams while running in circles.

"..."

"..."

"I know, right? Luffy has never and thought about a girl. But to sleep with one, and it for to be Uta?"

"If it's Uta, it is okay with me." Says the captain who grabbed a piece of meat.

Luffy walks over to the crew with a smile on his face. "Uta didn't seem to care, and it was by accident! So it's okay."

"Would you sleep with anyone else?" Jimbe asks.

"Hmmm... No. Just Uta."

"Unbelievable. I give up!" Nami yells while storming back to her mapping room.

"I don't see what's wrong." Luffy mutters. "We did it all the time at Foosha Village. No one seemed to care?"

Uta manages to break free from her embarrassment prison and pushes herself up off her bed. She had been eavesdropping the entire time.

"It was because we were kids, Luffy. 12 years ago? The adults let us play."

Uta fixes her hair and brings herself to the door. She struggles to open the door, too embarrassed to walk out. She was also still queezy from the night before as she was black out drunk.

"I can explain!"

"You have five minutes to explain. Or we are taking you food privilages for 3 days!"

"WHAT!? Fine."

The door behind them opens, revealing a wobbly Uta. She stumbles across to where Luffy is. She sits down at his feet, wanting to be there for the story."

"What's wrong with you?"

"I-"

"She was drunk last night if any of you remember."

"She was? Guess we were too busy eating."

"She chugged 4 cups of beer and then fell face first into her plate. I cleaned her with a napkin and carried Uta to her room. I tucked her in and was about to leave, but I fell asleep before I could."

"Hmm..."

"Then Nami came in and scolded us. Luffy, more specifically." The somewhat sober Uta utters.

"I guess that explains it, but you still lose food privileges for a day!"

"That's not fair!"

"You slept with Uta!"

Luffy mumbles something, but no one could make out what he said. Luffy then turns around and begins pouting while sitting with his arms folded.

"Uta."

"Yes, Chopper?"

"Come with me so I can help with the sobering up process."

"If you say so."

She begins to follow the little doctor, periodically staggering into things until they reach his office.

~15 minutes later~