Pirate Lovers

The New Ruler

I DO NOT OWN ONE PIECE

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*SNORE*

~Early the next morning~

Uta slept like a baby, and she kept pulling the blanket off of Luffy by accident. She rolls over and falls to the floor, waking her up.

*Thud* *Mumbles* *Groans in pain*

Uta rubs her head and sits up, wiping her eyes. She blinks a few times and looks around the room. She sees Luffy on the bed she just fell off of, wrapped up in a blanket like a burrito. Uta pushed herself off the ground and stood up in front of the bed, gazing at the sleeping Luffy.

"No pranks this time, wake him up." Her mind tells her.

But Uta says otherwise, with a mischievous grin on her face. She walks to the stage and grabs a black pen. Luffy is still out cold, giving Uta the chance to doodle on him. She draws hearts and smiley faces, even signing her name on his arm. She cackles manically at her masterpiece.

"Now it's time for the waiting game!"

*Knocks*

Uta turns around and throws the pen, and walks to the door.

*Knock*

"I'm coming!"

Uta opens the door and sees Brook towering over her.

"My-my! Good morning! I would like to ask, do you want to do a duet sometime?"

"Um, why not! You play the violin, correct? It is such a beautiful instrument."

"Yohohohoho! Thank you! I do play the violin! We can rehearse later when everyone wakes up! There was just one more thing I wanted to ask."

"Yes?"

"Can you show me your panties?"

"HELL NO!" Uta shrieks at the perverted skeleton.

"A fiesty one, I see. Very well."

"Get lost before I kick your ass!"

Brook scurries away from the angry Uta, who looks and sees Luffy.

"Is everything okay, Uta? I heard you screaming." The half-awake Luffy asks.

"It's just Brook. How'd you sleep?" She questions, forgetting that she drew on Luffy's face.

"Great!"

"That's good. Thanks for sleeping with me last night."

"No problem! Anyways, is Sanji awake? I'm hungry!"

Luffy's stomach growls as he jumps up and sprints towards Uta. As he reaches her, Uta puts her foot out and steps to the side, tripping Luffy over.

"Ow! Uta! What was that for, jerk!?"

Uta sticks her tongue out and runs away, giggling.

"Come back here!"

They play a game of chase as Luffy tries to get back at Uta for tripping him.

"Gum Gum... Pistol!"

Luffy's arm stretches out and punches Uta in the stomach, causing her to cough up a little bit of blood.

"Damn. Luffy, you didn't have to punch me!" Uta yells, picking herself up.

"You shouldn't have tripped me!"

"Stop your bickering, lovebirds." A dark figure says in a stern tone.

Uta and Luffy pause what they were doing and turn their heads. A green-haired man with three swords walks out of the shadow and scolds them for constantly fighting.