Pirate Lovers

Foosha Village!

I DO NOT OWN ONE PIECE

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"Uta, go hide somewhere. We can't let the marines know you are alive!"

"But I want to watch! It's not fair!" Uta complains.

"The last thing we need is for the World Government to know that you are alive. Go hide in your room or something!"

*BOOM!*

A cannonball comes flying towards the ship, but Ussop shoots it with his Kabuto.

"Luffy is right one this one, sorry Princess Uta!"

"Fine! But don't expect me to sit still next time!" She hisses.

She stomps her way to her room, fuming that she doesn't get to watch, let alone fight.

"I wanted to see Luffy fight." She pouts, arms crossed.

~On deck~

"Ussop, cover me and Zoro while we get closer to the ship. Jimbe, take us away from here! Franky, ready the burst thingy to fly away! "

"Aye!"

3 more cannonballs fly at Luffy. He jumps up into the air, inflating himself and sending them into the ocean. He then grabs the edge of the railing and pulls himself back.

"Gum Gum... Rocket!"

Luffy launches himself towards the ship, using his rubber body to stretch himself around the incoming cannonballs.

The approaching ship is almost in reach when a familiar face walks onto deck.

"Straw Hat Luffy. Surrender now!" A feminine voice yells out.

"Smokey! Good to see ya!"

*Thud*

Luffy lands on the deck of the ship, gazing at Vice Admiral Smoker. Alongside him is Tashigi.

Marines begin to surround Luffy, aiming their guns and swords at him.

"Why can't you leave us alone? Just for a week, man?"

"There was a loud bang, and then another one but way louder." A Marine 1 said.

"Was that you, Straw Hat?" Smoker stares down Luffy, but without the intent to fight.

"Yes, why?"

"What were you doing!?" Marine 2 questions.

"Being beaten up by Nami."

"..."

Everyone went silent. Tashigi and a bunch of marines had a look of horror on their faces.

"The 'Cat Burglar' Nami beats you!?"

"Yeah, she is very aggressive and hits everyone. She even broke a few of Sanji's bones one time. Shishishishi!"

"Stop trying to distract us! Arrest Monkey D. Luffy!"

"Uh-oh."

Marines start charging at Luffy as he bites into his arm. He blows it up into a massive fist and jumps into the air. He moves the inflated limb from his arm to his right leg.

"Gum Gum.. Giant Battle Axe!"

Luffy grabs the sides of the ship while rotating himself forward. He spins faster, his inflated foot hitting the deck, sawing right through it. Marines fly off and/or are crushed by the giant foot. He stops halfway through the ship and deflates, blowing out air, sending himself back to the ship.