Pirate Lovers

Training Timeskip

I DO NOT OWN ONE PIECE
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"Crap. Now she's drunk!" Luffy shouts angrily.

"Pft! Noo, I'm not!" The drink girl lies, waving her hand slowly.

"You guys get to deal with her this time! Bye!" Luffy hollers as he darts out of the dining room.

"Aw, come back here!" Uta whines.

She fails to snap but summons a yellow music staff that wraps up Luffy. It takes her to him, and she laughs as she watches him squirm.

"Man, I'm going to have fun tonight!" Uta shouts.

"NO, YOU AREN'T!" The entire crew roared.

Luffy breaks free of the music staff, shattering it. He stares at Ussop and nods.

"What are you doing? Luffy, come here." Uta says, patting the chair next to her.

"No. Ussop now!"

*Click!*

*Thud!*

Ussop puts sea prism cuffs on Uta, and she falls to the floor.

"I think it's ni-night time." Uta says, falling asleep on the floor.

"Geez, who's idea was it to let Uta drink?" Luffy shoots a glare at Zoro.

"Uh. IT WAS USSOP'S!" Zoro lies, running out of the room.

"HEY! NO IT WASN'T!" Ussops roars.

*Sigh.*

"Come on, man. Just one day without crazy ideas? Getting drunk on purpose?" Luffy scolds the sleeping Uta.

*Snore.*

"I can't bring her to her room. One of you guys gotta." Luffy tells the remaining crew.

"What? Why? Oh, never mind. Devil fruit. I'll do it. " Nami groans.

Nami puts down her spoon and puts it onto her plate before getting up from her chair. She walks towards Uta and grabs her leg. She tries to pick her up but fails.

"Damn, she's heavy! No offense, Uta."

Nami let go of Uta and looked at Luffy.

"It's because of all the muscle she's gained recently. I mean, she is skinnier than you, Nami." Luffy explains.

"You're not wrong, but I need help. Ussop? Franky? Jimbe? Non-devil fruit users?"

Ussop rolls his eyes and hops of his chair, walking up to help Nami.

"The all-mighty Ussop is here to help!" Ussop exclaims.

"Shut up and help me already." Nami orders, grabbing both of Uta's ankles.

Ussop takes Uta by the waist and heaves her into the air. He grunts as he does so.

"Dang, you're right. It's either that or drunk people are really heavy!"

Luffy opens the door for them. Nami holds Uta up by her shoulders as she steps out of the room.

"Once we get to the room, we can take her cuffs off. Luffy, open Uta's door for us, will you?" Nami asks, repositioning Uta.

"Yeah."

Luffy runs up to Uta's door and tries to turn the knob.

"It's locked."

"What do you mean, 'It's locked'? Her door doesn't even have a keyhole!"

Nami walks up and tries to turn the handle. Locked.