Pride Month

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Annabeth: Happy pride month everyone!!

Percy: Don't you mean happy gay month? (SOANGELOOO)

Piper: Actually Pride Month celebrates all people LGBTQ+, but...SOANGELOOOOOOOOOOO

Will: Why are you even using that name for me and Neeks??

Jason: Because SOANGELOOOO

Nico: JASON

Jason: Anyway, I'm pansexual, so happy pride to me!!

Hazel: Pansexual?? IS JASON ATTRACTED TO PANS???

Piper: Not quite.....

Hazel: Oh..

Frank: I can explain it all to you when we get home Hazel!

Hazel: Thanks Frank, sorry guys!!

Leo: Jason should kiss a pan- make him officially pansexual

Jason: LEOOO

Piper: Ofc Leo would suggest this....

Nico: You know life is depressing when your best source of entertainment is a groupchat of half-godly, gay, traumatized kids.

Annabeth: I agree. For random context, me and Percy are bisexual

Piper: Oh me too!!

Will: Oh same here. Before I realised I actually like guys I had a crush on a few girls, so.

Nico: I'm gay.

Percy: And not my type

Nico: Oh for gods sake!!

Leo: This is the perfect setup for a joke. A pansexual, four bisexuals, a gay, an aro/ace and two straight people walk into a bar....

Frank: LOL we should call ourselves Rainbow Squad instead of Demigod Squad

Piper: Real.

Hazel: Should we change the name??

Jason: Nah, but we really are a rainbow squad.

Leo: Anyway, SOANGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jason: AHHH! SOANGELOOOOOOO

Nico: Okay then....JJIPPPPPERRRRRRRRR and PERCABETTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Percy: What did me and Annabeth do!??

Piper: I hate that name tbh.

Leo: LOL this is why I ain't falling in love anytime soon

Hazel: Is that what aro/ace means? That you aren't attracted to anyone??

Leo: Yeah. Seriously, I think we get the gayness from the gods. They will take ANYONE if it means getting a new member into their cabin

Annabeth: LMAO. If you said that a few years ago I would've yelled at you for disrespecting the assholes, but I have to agree.

Jason: Disrespecting the assholes--- LOL that is TRUEEEEEEE

Percy: Hah.

Frank: I've gotta go, happy pride guys!!

Piper: Bye guys!

(everyone is offline)

Oreo: Alright! We are absolutely bending all rules of cannon- canonically, it is not Pride Month, but anyway...

Oreo: Also, these are not their cannon sexualities. Canonically, Will and Nico are gay, Piper is bisexual or lesbian (as of TOA), Percy, Annabeth, Jason, Leo, Hazel, and Frank are straight

Stay cool

Oreo

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