Fooling the mortals

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Jason: Lol, at this point my class has accepted that sometimes it seems like I'm flying, but I never actually am....

Percy: My coworkers go along with the fact that I sometimes have conversations with the fish.

Frank: My coworkers have accepted that sometimes there is an extra animal in some of the exhibits that can act astoundingly human when I'm on my quick breaks.

Will: My coworkers just think I'm good at my job. Am I the only one who has them truly fooled???

Annabeth: Nah, I have them fooled as well

Hazel: Same, lmao

Percy: I mean, you aren't the one who constantly has fish screaming in your head about the latest tank gossip

Jason: And every time the wind changes, I have the urge to go up into the sky and fly.

Piper: At least you don't have to make sure you aren't charmspeaking when you tell your coworker to stop talking!! Because if I am charmspeaking, then they will possibly never speak again unless I reverse the command!!

Nico: I have the power to kill people. Yay!

Leo: Remind me to never upset Nico.

Percy: Agreed loll

Will: me and him are exact opposites- I heal, he kills.

Piper: Opposites attract!

Leo: Just like Percy and Annabeth- one exceptionally dumb and one exceptionally smart

Annabeth: HEY!

Percy: LEO!!

Hazel: lol

Piper: What about us then???

Jason: Piper, WHYY

Leo: One remembers every little detail, one gets head injuries every other day

Jason: LMAO

Piper: heh

Leo: Even better, we have the son of a war god, and a cute cinnamon roll who would do anything for world peace

Frank: Just because my dad is Mars doesn't mean I wish war upon everything!!

Hazel: My bit is kinda true, NGL

Percy: And not to leave any single pringles out, we have a reckless short dude who lights everything on fire!

Leo: I AM TALL!!

Hazel: I'm taller than you, and I'm almost the shortest of the group!

Leo: :/ I feel wounded

Percy: Deal with it

Hazel: Hah!

Frank: I'm the tallest tho

Jason: No, me!!

Percy: Shut up, we all know it's me!!

Annabeth: Ugh

Jason: No me!!

Piper: Jase, you are 5 ft 10. Percy is 5 ft 11. He is taller.

Oreo: These are just made-up heights, TBH. They aren't based on any research.

Jason: UGHH

Percy: HAHAH

Frank: Where do I stand?

Piper: Frank is just taller than Percy.

Annabeth: Sorry Leo, but compared to them your 5 ft 4 is dwarfism

Leo: ugh

Hazel: Even I am 5 ft 6

Leo: Why am I surrounded by tall people! It isn't FAIR

Nico: We get our tallness from the gods, as well as their gayness

Percy: Nice one.

Annabeth: At least if they invade our chat again we can't get in trouble

Percy: You mean, if Athena comes in again?

Annabeth: Yep

Leo: I'm working on un-modding the gods phones!! In about two days, I should have the mod to send out into their phones. They click to update, and BAM, they cant get in our chats

Jason: YESS

Leo: Anyways, I've gtg. BYE PEEPS!!

(everyone is offline)

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