Steven universe ask or dare

Fixing sapphire and ruby

Steven: *turns on camera* ok so sapphire and Ruby are having some relationship problems sooo.... Were gonna fix them

Emerald: no Steven your going to fix them *walks away*

Steven: ok then I'm gonna fix them hey sapphire

Sapphire: yes Steven

Steven: can you forgive Ruby

Sapphire: no

Steven: oh come on sapphire

Sapphire: no

*a lot of begging later*

Steven: fine I didn't want to have to do this CRYSTAL

Me: yo

Steven: fix sapphire and Ruby

Me: ok there

Steven: you didn't do anything

Me: try talking to them now

Steven: ok sapphire how do you feel now

Sapphire: who's sapphire where am I who are you *points to ruby*

Ruby: I have no idea

Me: your two um doctors who just... Discovered the cure for cancer :D

Steven: crystal no

Sapphire: wow we discovered the cure for cancer

Ruby: let's go discover more things

Sapphire: YES

me: I fixed them

Steven: ..... Pearls gonna be so mad