Me: *turns on camera* time for another dare
Topaz: I kinda getting worried about emerald
Me: you should be....
Topaz: .....
Me: anyway the dare says we gotta prank call yellow diamond
Topaz: this will not end well
Me: does anyone know her number
Topaz: why would she have a phone
Me: *checks phone book* found it!
Topaz: ......
Me: *calls number*
Yellow diamond: hello
Me: WATCH OUT FOR DA TIGER
Yellow diamond: what's a tiger
Me: *teleports a tiger though the phone*
Yellow diamond: w-what the HELP PEARL GET IN HERE
me: HA HA HA YOU JUST GOT ummm... TIGERED
yellow diamond: who is this!
Me: umm... Peridot... Don't call back *hangs up*
Topaz: ....
Me: that went well *turns off camera*
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Steven universe ask or dare
RandomAsk or dare any the Steven universe gang with your hosts emerald and topaz! I don't own Steven universe
