Steven universe ask or dare

Dare 22

Emerald: *turns on camera* we got a very.... Strange dare for Ruby and sapphire

Ruby: *sarcastically* oh I can't wait

Sapphire: what's the dare

Emerald: you have to go to the park and try to put makeup on the pigeons and if people ask what you doing just say teennniisss and slowly back into a bush

Ruby: ?

Sapphire: ?

Me: I like pigeons

Baby Steven: FLAPPY BIRD!

Me: YUS!

*later at da park*

Ruby: how on earth are we supposed to put makeup on pigeon

Me: *flys in as a pigeon* how's the dare going

Ruby: why are you a pigeon

Me: I told you... I like pigeons

Sapphire: *evil grin* the dare didn't say it had to be a wild pigeon

Me: why you looking at me like that

Sapphire: *grabs me*

Me: wha HEY I DO NOT APPRECIATE BEING GRABBED

Ruby: *starts putting makeup on me*

Me: HELP!?!?!

Random kid: look mummy the talking pigeon is getting a makeover from the blue and red girls

Kids mum: *playing on phone* hmm oh yea that's nice sweetie

Connie: what are you three doing

Sapphire: umm tennis? *trips over bush*

Ruby: *face palms*

*later at the temple*

Me: *walks in covered in makeup* NOT A WORD PERIDOT

Peridot: *trying not to laugh* w-what happened t-to you

Me: SAPPHIRE AND RUBY HAPPENED

peridot: *starts laughing hysterically*

Emerald: that went well *turns off camera*