Emerald: *turns on camera* we got a dare for garnet and pearl to fuse into Sardonyx then put on a magic show
Me: YUS
*sapphire and Ruby fuse garnet then garnet fuses with pearl*
Sardonyx: did ya miss me, admit it you missed me
Baby Steven: NUUU cream puff
Me: I have no idea what you just said
Baby Steven: DA CREAMPUFF
me: WHAT CREAMPUFF
baby Steven: IN CANADA
me: ???
Sardonyx: anyway I have a magic show to put on
baby Steven: YOU GIVE ME CREAM PUFF I NEED FLAPPY
Sardonyx: ........ ?
Baby Steven: LION HELP ME WANT DA CREAMPUFF
lion: RAWR!
Peridot: what did lion say
Me: I think he said STEVEN SHUT UP I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR CREAMPUFF
Sardonyx: is everyone ready
Me: one sec
Baby Steven: CREAMPUFF
Me: LOOK IF I GET YOU CREAMPUFF WILL YOU SHUT UP
Baby Steven: yus
Me: fine but first you have to tell me WHERE IT IS
Baby steven: I eaten it
Me: *face palms* I give up
Baby Steven: MAGIC SHOW TIME
me: finally your not talking about a creampuff
Baby Steven: what creampuff?
Me: ...... * grabs baby Steven* We're about to find out what happens when Steven get poofed
Lapis: put the baby down
*after the magic show cose I'm to lazy to write what happens lol*
Sardonyx: un-fuses
Pearl: where's Steven
Me: playing with lapis
*meanwhile in the middle of the ocean*
Baby Steven: *patting a whale* good puppy
Lapis: Steven that's not a puppy it's a whale
Baby Steven: NO WHALE IT PUPPY!
Lapis: fine it's a puppy
*back at the temple*
Emerald: ok that's it for now *turns off camera*
*P.s is it just me or are these become really random lol*
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