Steven universe ask or dare

Jasper and lapis

Emerald: *turns on camera* we've got another dare

Me: yay

Emerald: but we are going to need jasper

Me: no prob *jasper and lapis appear*

Jasper: I'm free!

Lapis: How'd I get here

Me: Magic

Lapis: who are you

Me: Magic

Lapis: is your name magic or are you magic

Me: ... I'm crystal

Lapis: you're strange

Me: eh that's fair

Jasper: I wanna kill everything *punches a tree down*

Topaz: noooo that was my favourite tree

Jasper: to bad get over it

Emerald: anyway now that you two are here you are forbidden to leave or we'll erase you from the universe

Lapis: that's nice

Emerald: anyway jasper you've got a dare

Jasper: a what?

Emerald: a dare... It says you have to call peridot a nerd then throw Doritos at her

Jasper: that's not a dare that's Thursday!

Peridot: she's not kidding

Jasper: NERD *throws Doritos at peridot*

Peridot: I hate you

Jasper: that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me

Emerald: you guys can dare lapis and jasper now, bye *turns off camera*