Me: *turns on camera* SLEEP OVER!
peridot: it doesn't count as a sleep over if you don't go to sleep
Me: but we haven't even played the sleep over games
Baby Steven: games!
Topaz: plus this is the perfect time for today's dare
Emerald: we all got dared to play spin the bottle
Lapis: spin the bottle?
Me: you literally have to spin a bottle and whoever it lands on you gotta kiss
Lapis: humans have strange things to entertain themselves
Pearl: I am not kissing anyone
Me: you gotta do it, it's a dare
Everyone but me: fine!
*time skip cose I lazy*
Me: right who wants to go first
Everyone: ......
Me: ok then I'll chose.. Umm peridot
Peridot: why me
Me: cose I like annoying you
Peridot: let's get this over with *spins bottle*
Me: ha this is gonna be so funny
*lands on me*
Me: well.... That backfired *teleports away*
Topaz: hey if we can't back out you can't ever
Me: *teleports back* yes I can cose I can do this
*unicorn jumps though the window*
Me: *hops on unicorn* quick mr sparkles to cloud land so we can save da hippo king
*rides away on unicorn*
Peridot: ..... Ok I'll just try again *spins bottle and it lands on lapis*
Lapis: YUS
everyone but lapis: .....
Lapis: oh did I say that out loud
Peridot: don't worry I was thinking the same thing *kisses lapis*
Me: *jumps though the other window on unicorn* LAPIDOT
peridot: what the-
Pearl:can't you just use the door
Me: sorry about that I have no idea how to drive this thing
*unicorn runs back outside*
Me: guess I'm going now byyeee
To be continued...
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