Steven universe ask or dare

Dare 20

Emerald: *turns on camera* welcome back everyone we got another dare

Topaz: what's the dare this time

Emerald: baby Steven has to worry pearl into a coma

Topaz: is that even possible

Emerald: anything is possible

Me: we could just push him off a cliff while pearls watching

Topaz: what is it with you and cliffs

Me: dunno I just really like cliffs

Emerald: well we are not pushing him off a cliff

Amethyst: we could just take him on a mission

Me: how long have you been there

Amethyst: .... *runs away*

Me: ...... Well ok then

Pearl: *walks over* anyone seen baby Steven

Me: oh I told him to get me some pizza

Pearl: you let a two year old half human gem wander off into town on his own to get pizza!

Me: of course not

Pearl: oh that's good

Me: I told lion to watch him

Pearl: .....

Me: don't worry we'll just go find him

*later in town*

*everything's on fire*

Baby Steven: ha bang bang lion *lions blowing everything up cose baby Steven likes it*

Pearl: ..... *faints*

Me: SUCCESS! *turns off camera*