Steven universe ask or dare

Nobody knows my name :D

*this is basically what happens while the camera is off*

Topaz: guys guess what

Emerald: what

Topaz: the new dog copter movie is out

Emerald: I have no idea what that is but ok

Steven: YAAAY lets go see it

Topaz: it starts in two minutes

Steven: we'll never make it in time :(

Topaz: if only we had a magical friend that could teleport

*everybody looks at me*

Steven: can you teleport us to the movies

Me: I can

Steven: yay

Me: but I won't

Steven: oh... Please

Me: I will teleport you if you say my name

Topaz: that's easy it's umm... I have no idea

Steven: to be honest I'm pretty sure nobody knows your name

Me: ... Well then no movie for you

Steven: no wait I can guess... Charlie

Me: nope

Steven: maggie

Me: no

Steven: Chloe

Me: no

*a lot of names later*

Steven: umm Kate

Me: no

Steven: I GIVE UP

Pearl: what's the matter Steven

Steven: I can't figure out her name

Pearl: oh her names crystal

Steven: ....

Me: yaay someone knows my name

Steven: now can we go to the movie

Me: the movie finished like an hour ago

Steven: .....