{{ random thing while you wait for the next chapter}}
*this is off something called the marshmallow people lol*
Pearl: ok you two we will be back in a few hours behave
Steven: we will
*garnet, amethyst and pearl warp away
Me:.... Man there is nothing to do
Steven: OH MY GOD I AM SO BORED AGHHHHH
me: *stroking Stevens face* so yea your face is pretty soft
Steven: .... We have to get out of here
*later on the back of a giant flying otter*
Steven: anything
Me: no
Steven: the otter isn't working
Me: WE NEVER COME UP WITH GOOD IDEAS ON DA OTTER
Steven: then what else can we do
Me: we can do something that isn't STUPID
Steven: let's just set some fires or something
Me: WE ALWAYS SET FIRES *pushes Steven off otter*
Steven: AHHHHHHHHHHHH *bubbles himself before he hits the ground*
Me: I know let's visit triangle man
*later at triangle mans house*
Steven: hello triangle are you home?
Peridot: IM A TRIANGLE
me: NO NOOOO
Steven: yea the boring triangle
Me: we want the one that doesn't SUCK
Peridot: aww but I'm fun
Me: NOOO NO YOU ARE NOT
Steven: *touching his own face* wow my face is soft
*triangle man rides in on a surf board*
Triangle man: yea I just surfed around the world!
Me: *pulls out knife and starts stabbing triangle man*
triangle man: AHH
Steven: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Me: I HAVE NO IDEA
Steven: everyone back to the otter
*on the flying otter*
Steven: great now we're kidnappers
Me: I'm sorry I was just soooo bored
Steven: i know, I know I'm still totally bored
Triangle man: *bleeding* I can feel my epicniss leaking out of my face
Peridot: I stole a pack of gum once
Me: nobody cares peridot
Steven: listen let's just drop them down a cliff and set off a bunch of fireworks
Peridot: *covered in blood* hey
Me: what the-
Peridot: am I cool yet
Steven: DID YOU EAT PART OF TRIANGLE MAN
peridot: *evil laugh* now he's apart of me forever
Me: that is SOO FUNNY HA HA HA
Steven: why did we never think of eating people
Me: oh my god our whole week is set
Peridot: yay I'm fu-
Me: *pushes peridot of otter* and down the cliff she goes
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