Brer Bear: What's wrong, Brer Rabbit?
Brer Rabbit: I lost my earphones. So not only can I not listen to the radio, but I can't pretend to listen to the radio to get out of conversations with bears wearing toilet paper.
Brer Bear: I'd use bandages, but Mother Possum is out. Brer Beaver fell down a waterfall the day I needed a mummy costume.
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Brer Fox: I ain't seen ya on the log flume with Brer Jeremy.
Patty Duke: I haven't been on the log flume in a long while.
Brer Fox: I've seen photos of you alone on the log flume for the last three days.
Patty Duke: Okay, bluff called. Thanks a lot, Splashdown Photos.
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Chad Stuart: My poor hands are cramping! I can't change one more expiration date.
Jeremy Clyde: It's better than scraping mold off melons.
Brer Bear: These things are furrier than Brer Fox's tail!
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Uncle Remus: Herman, I need a tire's worth of fruit. And scrape the mold off better. Some of the critters are getting sick.
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Herman: The only other form of payment I'll take is snow tires.
Jeremy Clyde: Where am I supposed to get snow tires.
Herman: Any tire shop. Or from the garage of the twit who stole mine.
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Patty Duke: Burty, I can't believe you were a part of this.
Burt Ward: I thought he was talking about another fox. Never in a million years would I have imagined he had a crush on a human being.
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Herman: How can I help you, little rabbit?
Brer Rabbit: I got a better question. Ain't you the Henry the eighth guy?
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Brer Bear: I ain't no comic book nerd. I's a graphic novel nerd.
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Patty Duke: Brer Fox, you're one of the best critters on this mountain. You're funny, and smart, and charming, and I've never seen anyone swing an ax faster.
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Herman: Blessed heavens! It's Chad & Jeremy!
Chad Stuart: Herman? What are you doing here?
Herman: I'm working, Chad.
Jeremy Clyde: This is your job?
Herman: English bands are becoming a hit here, so why not?
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Brer Bear: Where's your graphic novels?
Herman: Cor blimey! Steady on there, two-ply! I'm helping the nice rabbit who was kind enough to at least approach gently.
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Jeremy Clyde: We mustn't let anyone know we're leaving. Be very inconspicuous.
Chad Stuart: [scoffs] Actors.
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Brer Rabbit: Brer Bear, sneaking is less effective when you leave a trail of toilet paper.
