Car being driven. Heather drives with a smug look. She wears casual clothing with a music band logo and jeans. Sawa is in a yellow summer dress with flower imagery. The radio is on. It is Jamsta.
Jamsta on radio: And That's it with me dude, dudettes, gals, guys and folk of all ages! I leave with a final song of the morning! Adieu ma dudes!
Song plays. It's " Smack da big booty!" by MC Bootie Seeker.
Song: Yo! Yo! Gotta catch some booty! Yo! Yo! Yeah! Booty time! Oh Yeah!
Sawa ( Switches radio off): Such a horrible lyrics about pirates. Interesting subject but what a terrible execution from the poet!
Heather( Eyebrows raised): Honey... Uh... You think the song's about pirates?
Sawa( Nods): Yes It is tale concerning a pirate crew seeking booty yes? Though I do not understand why they would " Smack da big booty". Why would anyone hit a chest of treasure?
Heather( Amused): Who knows why honeybuns.
Sawa: Why are you so smug my dear?
Heather( Bluntly): Because I made you come last night. You looked really cute you know.
Sawa: Hmm... Do not get a big head.
Heather: I give good head don't I!
Sawa( Distractedly) Very amusing( Looks at the tin she is holding) I do hope Charles will be on good behaviour today.
Heather: Oh God! I forgot he was coming back today. He said something in the email about looking for a girlfriend at some pastor Stoney meet up.
Sawa: Hmm... So where was he yesterday as we search for his pokemon?
Heather: At the mall. He forgot all about meeting up with us0 and he got himself arrested...I think for loitering it was.
Sawa: he is a bas%ar% baka and i spit at him.
Heather: Whoa sweetie! Ain't that kind of you know... brutal?
Sawa: His Pikachu go missing for days and he has not done much to seek it. He is a disgrace to his ancestors and should bow in apology for his disgusting actions!
Heather: Oh come on honey, don't be so tough on him. He's just high func-
Sawa: High functioning autism is his excuse to justify bad behaviour. He called me an old lady, not out of ignorance but to insult me and he is poor sportsman. He mock poor Samuel after he defeated him at the card game, the boy is only 8! It is not that difficult I say to be good sportsman! He just need to say hello! Greetings! Oh good game!
Heather(Chortles): Well, I guess when you say it like that.
Heather parks the car in the parking area. The two exit the vehicle and proceed to the Game Palace.
Heather( Sees Charlie's car): Early as usual.
Sawa: It shame he not have that discipline for more important things.
Heather( Mock shock): Oh Sweetie! Are you telling me that Yu-Gi-Oh ain't important?
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Tales of Sonichu 3: Heather and Sawa
Hayran KurguWelcome to the story of Heather and Sawa as they navigate through life in the world Sonichu inhabits!
