Me: Hello people! How are y'all feelin' after the ship I showed y'all yesterday?
Jason: Traumatized, to be honest. I mean, I saw a fanart where I was sleeping with Leo.
Frank: Confused. Like, how can a 1*-year-old (still not revealing the age :p) become a baby?
Me:*clasps hands together* Well, get ready to get even more traumatized and confused, for I have a special guest today: The one, the only....LADY ARTEMIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Artemis: Perhaps you would be willing to do us a favor and tell us what in Lord Hades's underpants are we doing here?
Me: Why, Lady Artemis! The answer is simple! You are here to view the ship Pertamis, which is, mind you, Percy x Artemis!
Percy and Artemis: WHAT??!!!
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Me: The photo's a little blurry but-
Me:*eyes widen* HOLY RHEA MOTHER OF ZEUS!!!!!!!! I DIDN'T NOTICE IT BEFORE BUT IS ARTEMIS SITTING ON TOP OF PERCY???? WITH HER LEGS ON- OH ME GODS!!!!!!
Artemis: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Percy: WHY AM I BEING SHIPPED WITH A MAIDEN GODDESS WHEN I HAVE AN AMAZHANG GIRLFRIEND?
Me:*shrugs* I dunno, ask its shippers.
Percy: Maybe I will. *frowns* D'you know their phone numbers?
Me: Percy my dear, that was something called a joke.
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