Me: HELLO AGAIN PEOPLE!!! MERELY FIFTEEN MINUTES AFTER THE LAST SHIP AND HERE. WE. ARE. AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jason: *whispers to Frank* Do we need to bring Lestrange to a mental hospital after all this? Her obsession with this thing is getting unhealthy. She literally calls us almost everyday.
Frank: *whispers back* Maybe.
Me: *glares at them* Don't think I can't hear you two! I am THE AUTHOR!!!! I see all and hear all!!!
Leo: Wasn't that like...an Action Pack reference or something?
Me: WHATEVER!!!!!!!! LET US JUST GET ON WITH THE SHIP FANART OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT!!!
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Me: Unfortunately, I could not invite Apollo as he had already been warned by his sister that only suffering will come if he accepts my invite. Also, I'd rather not have him make a haiku about how awesome his eyes or abs are.
Will: *blinks* Why is my dad's dress-
Chiron: *appears out of nowhere* CHITON!!!!!! *disappears*
Will: *flinches* Right. Chiton. Anyways, WHY IS HIS CHITON SO SHORT???????? I do not need to see my dad's legs, thank you very much.
Me: WHO CARES!!!! *begins to hold a microphone that also appeared out of nowhere* Percy, as one of the members of the ship, what do you have to say?
Percy: Honestly, I'm not surprised anymore. Go ahead y'all. Ship me with sworn maiden huntresses, a sworn maiden goddess, a friend, or, even make me, a straight guy, gay.
Me: *still using the mic* And that, dear viewers, is the answer from our dear Percy Jackson, one of the members of the ship 'Perpollo' — "Go ahead and make a straight guy gay.". This is Arionna Lestrange, soon to be Lady Lestrange — at least she guesses she will be —, and I'm signing out for today!!!!!
