Me: WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK!!! MERELY 20 HOURS — No, I did not keep track on how many hours have passed since then. That would be extremely boring. Wattpad told me how many hours have passed since I last published a chapter. — AFTER THE LAST SHIP AND I DO HOPE YOU'RE PASSED BEING TRAUMATIZED, 'CAUSE Y'ALL ARE GONNA GET RE-TRAUMATIZED 'CAUSE WE'RE VIEWING THREE SHIPS TODAY WITH JUST A 15 MINUTE BREAK IN-BETWEEN!!!!!!!!!
Will: Before we start, Nico, I think we should discuss your crush on Percy.
Nico: *jumps in a very un-son of Hades like manner* What??? What are you talking about Will? *scoffs* I don't have a crush on Kelp Head of all people! *looks at the said son of Poseidon* Besides, he ain't my type.
Percy: True. He did tell me that.
Will: *raises an eyebrow*
Nico: *begins to sweat uncontrollably*
Me: *decides to intervene* Talk about y'all's love life another time!!! Let's just see the damn fanart!!
Percy: *Dam.
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Will: ...
Nico: *continues to sweat uncontrollably*
Will: *says slowly* You said he isn't your type.
Nico: Y-yes...
Will: Then what in Hades am I seeing?
Percy: Well, he did say I wasn't his type.
Will: Any witnesses?
Annabeth: *Raises hand*
Me: *Raises hand*
Annabeth: *eyes widen* How'd you manage to witness that? Percy, Nico, and I were the only ones there!
Me: The powers of an author and reader, dear. *flips hair* You said it yourself, it's an amazing thing!
Annabeth: *looks confused*
Me: *sighs* Well, then. Here's a flashback on what you said.
*FLASHBACK*
Percy: *spews blue coke on Nico* WHAT????!!! I TOLD PEOPLE TO GO AHEAD AND SHIP ME TO WHOEVER, BUT THAT DID NOT MEAN THAT YOU COULD SHIP ME WITH A GODDESS WHO FREAKING TRIED TO KILL ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!
Nico: Dude, I get that you're angry, but that does not excuse you from spewing blue coke on me and yelling so loud my ears started to hurt.
Percy: Priorities, Death Breath.
Nico: I'm not the one being shipped with the damn primordial of night, Kelp Head.
Me: Ahh, chaos is such an amazing thing to witness.
Nico and Percy: Shut up, Silver Death!
Me: *snaps fingers* You, shut up.
Nico and Percy: *Immediately shuts up*
Leo: Ahhh, the powers of an author.
Annabeth: *nods* It's an amazing thing.
*FLASHBACK OVER~~~~*
Me: So, now do you believe me, Wise Girl?
Annabeth: *shrugs* I...guess so.
Percy: Hey! That's my special nickname for Annabeth!
Leo: *realizes something* Hey, Perce. Why'd you have no reaction to you being shipped to the-guy-who-says-percy-damn-jackson-is-not-his-type?
Percy: Because, like I said a few chapters back, y'all can ship me with whoever — besides people/gods/goddesses/monsters who tried to kill me, of course. — and I won't give a damn.
Me: *wipes a fake tear* Percy hun, it's D-A-M. Dam.
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