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Zam: Hey guys, what are your favorite kinds of pudding?

Vitalasy: Pudding deez nuts in your mouth? Is that what you were about to say? Do you gain joy from tricking your innocent cohorts? What if I actually wanted to tell you about my favorite pudding?


Jepexx, texting Pangi: Any plans for tonight?

Pangi: No.

Jepexx: Loser.


Rek: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.

Pentar: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...

SB737: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Subz: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.

Zam: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

Kaboodle: Mental stability, my old friend!

Rek: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?


Ash: Here are two pictures. one of them is your room, and the other is the garbage dump.

Clown: *points at a picture* That one is the dump.

Ash: tHEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!


Chief: Did you bring Flame?

Branzy, gesturing to Red: No, but I brought the next best thing.

Chief: Red? The next best thing would be Clown.

Red: I would be offended, but Clown is freakishly strong.


Subz: You know, you were right.

Parrot: About what specifically? Because I'm right about a lot of things.


Red: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Clown: An apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.


Squiddo: Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos.

Squiddo: Oh no, where did it go?

Spoke: SQUIDDO WHAT THE FUCK?!


Pangi: Is it still visible? Where Vitalasy slapped me?

Derapchu: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.

Subz: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.

Ash: A palm reader could tell Vitalasy's future by looking at your face.

Squiddo: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.

Pangi: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.


Zam: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?

Subz: ...What???

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