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To celebrate,  you all get a tabs reveal! You did not ask for this

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To celebrate,  you all get a tabs reveal! You did not ask for this.


Vitalasy: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.


Leowook: Hey, what's your Netflix password?

Clown: ihopeyoudie

Leowook: Thank you!


Kaboodle: Yesterday, I overheard Derapchu saying "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Jepexx replying "Trust me," and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.


Rek: Sometimes, I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.


Derapchu: Will you date me? Breathe if yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if no.

Clown: 初めに、神は天と地を創造されました。

Derapchu: What the...?

Clown: 地球は形もなく虚無であり、暗闇が深海の面を覆いました...

Derapchu: Is that actually the Bible?!

Clown: ...そして神の霊が水面の上に浮かんでいました。

Derapchu: And you stopped breathing, too?!

Clown: そして神は「光あれ」と言われました。

Derapchu: Christ, it would have been preferable for you to just have beaten me up and called me gay!


Chief: I'm not being weird. Am I being weird?

Rek: Yes, and that's coming from me.


Mid: Can we get a birthday cake?

Branzy: It's not your birthday.

Mid: The cake won't know!


Pangi: Jaron, I'm sorry. I can't keep seeing you anymore.

Jaron: No shit, you're always wearing sunglasses.

Pangi: Jaron... no...


Ash: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?

Roshambo: No.

Zam: No.

Ash: Didn't think so.


Leowook: I didn't want to do it, no one else wanted to do it, so I made Mrcube do it!

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