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Rek: Good news! I didn't screw up!

Roshambo: ...

Rek: I screwed up less badly than usual!

Roshambo: ...

Rek: Screwed up with less immediate consequences than usual.


Mapicc: *double checking supplies in the boat* Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen.

Spepticle: Hot dog costumes!

Mapicc: I'm sorry, what?

Spepticle: You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Zam, goes mad with hunger, we'll put these on. Zam hates hot dogs, so they probably won't eat us.

Mapicc: Are you saying that Zam would rather eat us than hot dogs?

Zam: I do hate hot dogs.


Red: I have very high standards, you know.

Ash: I can make spaghetti...

Red: Oh no! You're meeting all my standards!


Minute: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Clown: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.

Minute: You don't have to wear...

Clown: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.


Spoke: Subz, you're in charge!

Ash: Subz, can we start a fire?


Spepticle: Woogie! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.

Woogie: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.


*when a child starts crying in public*

SB737: *tries to make the child laugh*

Zam: *tries to play a game with the child to make them calm down*

Pangi: *gives detailed instructions to the parents*

Planet: *cries with the child*

Branzy: *ignores the child*

Bacon: *is the reason why the child is crying*


Jepexx: What language do they speak at the center of the earth?

Jepexx: Core-ean

Roshambo: The center of the earth is arond 5430 degrees Celsius! Nobody is going to live there so they don't need a language!

Subz: Core-ean.


Minute: Could you be anymore annoying?

Branzy: Yes.


SB737: What, I can't be in a bad mood? It's like people think, "Oh, SB737 is such a nice person, SB737 is so happy-go-lucky! SB737 can't be in a bad mood!" Well, you know what? SB737 CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, SB737 IS be in a bad mood.

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