Jepexx: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.
Jepexx: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?
Rek: No, I said "Jepexx, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.
Mid: We call that a traumatic experience.
Mid, turning to Pangi: Not a "bruh moment".
Mid, turning to Mapicc: Not "sadge".
Mid, turning to Jepexx: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
Pangi: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Subz: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Rek: Drunk.
Jepexx: Wasted.
Hannah: Dead.
Squiddo: Blue M&Ms are the best.
Mrcube: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?
Squiddo: What about it? They are.
Mrcube: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!
Mrcube: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!
Squiddo: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HOE!
Jepexx: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.
Jumper: I like the yellow ones.
Squiddo and Mrcube: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!
Parrot: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Jepexx: The cow??
Parrot: What?
Roshambo: Jepexx, W H Y?
Kaboodle: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free: pouring river water in your socks!
Jepexx: Why would I do that?
Kaboodle: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free!
Rek: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.
Jepexx: Was that place out of chocolate-chip waffles again?
Jaron: So, you lied to me?
Jepexx: That depends on how you define lying.
Jaron: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Jepexx: Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position?
(Man I remember my teen wolf phase...)
Jepexx: If a demon possessed me, I'd just be like, "Okay, take it from here, good luck man."
