Mid: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise.
Spepticle: What's the surprise?
Pentar: Blood poisoning.
Roshambo: Squiddo's amazing at concentrating. Once they start reading, the only way she'll notice you is if you take their book away. Not even if you hit them or shake them!
Vortex: That was her ignoring you.
Chief: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?
SB737: Um, murder???
Clown: Adventuring!
Red: Tuesday.
Jepexx: Are you busy?
Spoke: No.
Jepexx: Want to do something?
Spoke: Why would you try to ruin this for me?
Mapicc: What do I get?
Jumper: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.
Mapicc: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.
Jumper: It won't be you.
Mapicc: I'll get my coat.
Rek: *chokes on something*
Woogie: Jeez, Rek, don't die on us.
Rek: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!
Kaboodle, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.
Wemmbu: Hey, Red! Do you wanna go celebrate with me?
Red: Wemmbu, you know I can't be seen in public with you.
Wemmbu: Okay, a simple "no" would be fine.
Spoke: Would you rather kill Derapchu, or—
Hannah: Yes, kill him.
Spoke: I didn't say the other thing—
Hannah: I don't need to hear it.
Derapchu: ...I'm feeling a little unsafe.
Jumper: Do you take constructive criticism?
Parrot: Not without crying.
Jumper: If a demon possessed me, I'd just be like, "Okay, take it from here, good luck man."
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