Pentar, staring at Vitalasy in a cage: ...Why is he a cage?
Ash: Because he growled at me.
*lifesteal is playing Chess*
Poafa: *easily beats everyone because he knows how to play*
Bacon: *doesn't know the rules, but wins anyway*
Vitalasy: *doesn't know the rules, and loses*
Parrot: *knows the rules, but still loses to those who don't*
Mapicc: Actually, you can't do that, because I said so.
Jepexx: They named a board game after cheese?
Ash, to someone that angered him: *Holds two middle fingers*
Zam: Can't say I'm surprised...
Squiddo: Yeah, flip em off, Ash!
Leo, confused: *Holds one middle finger*
Zam and Squiddo, both very distressed: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Clown: Time for plan G.
Wemmbu: Don't you mean plan B?
Clown: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
MrCube: What about plan D?
Clown: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Rekrap: What about plan E?
Clown: I'm hoping not to use it. Squiddo dies in plan E.
Roshambo: I like plan E.
Subz, explaining why he is not allowed to cook: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana and I almost burnt the whole house down.
Minute: You spent all our money on THIS??
Wemmbu, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.
Bacon: Get in, loser, we're committing vehicular manslaughter!
Ash: How do you sleep at night knowing people don't like you?
Clown: With the fan on.
Roshambo: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.
Subz: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.
Roshambo: Not when you're playing with 4CVIT, it's not. He puts words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog."
Roshambo *looks over Ash's shoulder at his laptop* What the fuck?
Ash: *slams screen shut* It's just research! For something I'm writing about! I swear that's it!
Roshambo: Why the hell would that involve the breeding habits of frogs?
Ash: It's not just "frogs", it's the Suriname Toad. And it's not "breeding habits", it's how they raise their young. This is important information my audience needs to know!
Roshambo: That doesn't change the fact this is for one line in a fanfiction.
Ash, offendedly: You don't know that!
Roshambo: I hear no denial.
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