Minute: :)
Pangi: >:(
Minute: Turn that frown upside down!
Pangi: ):>
Minute: Not sure what I was expecting...
Zam: And what do I get out of this?
Hannah: I will give you a dollar.
Zam: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!
Hannah: How bout two dollars?
Zam: You got yourself a deal.
MrCube: It's Pride Month, you know what that means!
Leo: I get to eat as many Skittles as I want?
MrCube: What? No! What has Vortex been telling you?
Vortex, walking in, pouring Skittles into their mouth: Taste the rainbow, bitch.
Mapicc: Hello, I'm Mapicc. I work at a shop now. Here to help. Look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget it. Very helpful, as that does happen.
*everyone is at Wemmbu's house*
Jaron: Ohhhh we each get our own oven?
Wemmbu: ...N-No...
Wemmbu, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Jaron, motioning to the kitchen: Three, I thought!
Vitalasy: I see a-
Wemmbu, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Jaron: Oh, well I-
Wemmbu: Hey, wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Wemmbu, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Parrot: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Leo: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Wemmbu: Now I've discovered more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin'!
Wemmbu: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Wemmbu, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Ash, pointing to another appliance: Also, the toaster oven!
Wemmbu:
Jaron: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Wemmbu:
Wemmbu, ecstatic: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS.
(roshambogames reference?)
Mapicc: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?
Reddoons: Why? It was important.
Mapicc: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".
Ash, shrugging: The people need to know.
Jumper, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Zam: Tea.
Jumper: Wrong. It's coffee.
Squiddo: Is this gaslighting? Am I being gaslit?
Bacon: If I were gaslighting you, you'd never know it.
Squiddo: Is THAT gaslighting?
Bacon: Shut up.
Squiddo, on the phone: Uh. . Hey, Jumper, i uh, I've been stabbed.
Midmysticx: WHAT? WHERE ARE YOU?
Squiddo: Wait- You aren't Jumper. Sorry- I didn't mean to call you-
Midmysticx: NO, WHERE ARE YOU? IM COMING THERE. IM NOT GOING TO LEAVE SOMEONE ALONE THATS BEEN STABBED.
Pangi: You have Crayons?
Jaron: Yes, I have—
Pangi: You're— how old are you?
Jaron: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
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