...Yes, Val -An angsty Valdust story......

mashanuggest

while angelle was kilingle snakes nugget ahd change ofpkan. he decideids to become muslim. but hehad dissa siosiative identit disortre.  and he was like 2 peronalirtees ad vee over wun was joowish. fat nugget went to muslim town where the osarmlers lives. he saiyed, 'i hopoe none of you is eeting le porks! that is haram guys.' the osarmlers said in yoonisone: no mashallah we are good muslim not evil osarmlers.' 

butTHEN, nugets turnsed into joo and the kipper cap growed on his head as he turnedsed joo. 

'i am jewish nuggest and i HATE muslim osarmlers!! dirty terring wrists. i will kills youxus i hate mus lim and i jew.' he then shot the neerest osamler. 'i am gredy joo i wanst money' and he stoealed fro muslim osarmlers amnd they crid. he th swiched to muslims and went sad 'omg! muslims im so sorry osamrlers.! he then ripared damig as he too bulit out of ded osamler . he ws till dead. he then fekt himself switching again and he runsed off so he couldnt kill ANY muslim. 

in his mouse with angel. he was finking. 'am i halal? am i joo? woo nowes?? he was like the joker cus he was crazee and insane and fucked in ther head and retarded. he painted a star of dayvid on his face like jonkler make up and sayed: why so jewious??? he ven rubed it out and oainted allah on face adns sayted :why so muslimious?? im allah babY!!! but ven in the middle of fat identi crists, angle wenty uyp to him and sayed:

yoou cants be muslim?? you is halalpig!!! and ven fat nuggedst snapid cus he was evil naughty jonker. he lept on angkles face and smeared shit in his face and pissled n his mouf. he put pig willy in angles eye socket and sayed allah ack bar and let a bommb off in his asd and fartid and shitled on angles nice noo cloves. angle got angry and saiyed 'what the fuckingd niug?? vat was neww!!! ' 

angle sawed red ands he activated balkan rage: 'NO SWWEARINGHED !!! IM FUCMING MUSLIM YOU TWAT THATS AGAINST MY REELIGION!!! YOU SACK OF NUT SACK!! he ripped anglea arm off and beat him with it.  he pit nangle inger in bum and putti in and out until blud came out. anglesayed:: owhies i have hem or oids!! nuggets brokeds angles legs and ssayed 'you rent goig no where.