Dandy's World Stuff (Mostly One-Shots)

[NSFW] freaky Dandy's World Headcanons

A/N: Yeah I felt freaky. Uuh the 10k celebration is in the works!! It's gonna be pretty long (like 3k words if it goes according to plan) so be patient pretty please :]

As some warnings:
Pebble and Toodles aren't present anywhere here dw y'all

There will be a mix bag of ships but mostly my OTPs

A lot of these are Plantcake centric cause it's my current fixation lol

There are a lot of characters that aren't here cause I just didn't want to add them. Sorry!))

Tops:
Teagan, Sprout and Vee

Switches (Top lean):
Goob, Poppy, Scraps, Tisha and Dandy

Switches (No lean):
Finn, Razzle and Rodger

Switches (Bottom Lean):
Boxten, Glisten, Dazzle and Shelly

Bottoms:
Cosmo and Shrimpo,

Asexuals:
Brightney and Flutter

HCs:
All Toons cum depends on the Toon (For Sprout it's similar to a thin strawberry jam, for Cosmo it's icing etc)

Toons only grow genitalia once they turn 18

All Toons have slits. And when feeling hormonal, Dominate or very turned on their Tentacle dick slides out!

Astro accidentally gives people wet dreams about Shelly and Vee sometimes if he's thinking about them. (Razzle doesn't mind the ones about Vee)

Before they broke up Dandy would let Astro fuck him until he fell asleep. Dandy was usually too tired to really be turned on but he liked the closeness of it.

It took Dandy a very long time to feel comfortable doing sexual acts with Sprout and Cosmo because he hadn't ever done it with anyone other than Astro.

Shrimpo is usually a dombottom. As he doesn't have the stamina to top but likes being dominate.

Dandy and Sprout are really kinky while Cosmo is more vanilla (BA DUM TISS)

Vee worked up the courage to ask for an update on her software to allow her to feel more things physically, including sex. She was granted the update :]

Rodger cries after sex every time. He gets overwhelmed a bit but Teagan or Glisten comforts him. Depending on who he's with.

RnD have separate genitalia so they don't feel sex at the same time. When one of them is getting it on the other puts headphones on and tries to ignore it.

Tisha focuses on cleaning before aftercare.

Since Vee has access to all the cameras she has accidentally seen a lot of sex and will forever be scarred by it.

Shrimpo has fucked his own twisted before and would do it again. (Autosexual moment)

Glisten wants to flirt with his own twisted but has no clue how. (Also Autosexual moment)

Shellys dick has ridges that look like dinosaur spikes.

Dandy sometimes uses his Twisted form for sex since it's a lot bigger and has a bigger dick.

Shrimpo gets very affectionate and clingy after sex. Which Goob absolutely loves.

Rodger was Glistens first time. Glisten was really nervous because of him and Rodgers past trauma but they ended up having a good time.

Goob loves sex but he honestly likes Aftercare more. He loves an excuse to be soft with his boyfriend :]

Once during sex Poppy said she was going to "pop" Teagan thought she just meant cum but she actually popped

Sprout likes wearing dresses occasionally and decided to try wearing one during sex (Cosmo and Dandy REALLY liked it)

Shrimpo has trouble finishing without Goobs help

Glisten sometimes sits on Rodgers cock like a cock warmer while he's working on cases. Glisten likes trying to subtly get him riled up.

Teagan has fucked Tisha while she was cleaning before (consensually ofc ofc)

Astro has a (consensual) somnophilla kink. He uses his powers on Shelly sometimes (with permission) to make her sleep during sex. And with Vee's permission, sometimes switches her off during sex too.

After Astro and Dandy broke up but before tmeither of them started dating again they got into an argument and hate fucked. It was the last time they had sex together

⚠️I don't hc the Toons as having heats since it makes 0 sense at all but for a heat au ig here's some fun shit :]⚠️

Heat doesn't only affect AFAB Toons. But it's less frequent for males.

AFAB Toons Can have 3-5 heats a year that are usually during spring/summer and last about 5 days.

AMAB Toons have stronger heats that last 2-3 weeks and happen usually in Spring but sometimes Early summer.

Heat can only be cured by being cummed in or cumming in a Toon. It usually takes multiple orgasms.

During Heat Toons can't hide their Tentacles so they can't leave their rooms

Toons release scents when in heat that activities pheromones. The scent depends on the Toon (Teagans smells like very strong tea, Tishas smells like cleaner etc)

Heat feels like a period but 2× more painful. The last few day's are usually the worst.

Toons can tell when their heat is setting in 3-1 days before.

Heat isn't something Toons are way too embarrassed about since it's a normal part of life for them.

Vee doesn't experience Heat since she's a robot.

Shrimpo can ONLY top when he's in heat since it gives him the stamina. He passes out afterwards.

Dandy would usually cry when he's in heat because Astro used to help him. Once he started dating sprout and cosmo he felt too gross about sex to let them help him so they just held him and comforted him.

Before Astro started dating Vee and Shelly he'd always have 1 night stands to cure his heat to make sure he didn't accidentally give people wet dreams.

Shelly has really bad Heat Cramps. Vee's hands double as heating pads so she usually uses those.

Brightney doesn't feel comfortable curing her heats. So she just sorta suffers in her room for 5 days. The others bring her snacks and stuff like that.

Flutter doesn't like sex but she likes heat less. So she'll usually find a 1 night stand to get it over with.

Goob stays in Shrimpos room when he's in heat or if Scraps is in heat because their both kinda uncomfortable being around each other during that.

RnD both experience different heat cycles but the same physical pain. So they usually have 2 heats a year.

Teagan feels embarrassed about her heats so she locks herself in her room during them. Rodger has tried to convince her to let him help but he'd obviously never force her.

Shrimpos heats have accidentally trained Goob to get turned on if he smells fish. Shrimpo teases him about this.