The one where Monica gets a new roommate
"There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!" The black haired girl, Monica, was saying to her friends.
Joey, Phoebe and Chandler were sitting around her on their usual spot in the coffee house.
"C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!" Joey argued making Monica resist the urge to roll her eyes.
"All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?" Chandler joked.
A red head in a doctor's scrub entered the cafeteria and approached the counter before ordering a black coffee.
"Luke!"
"Hey."
The man, Luke, sat down next to Monica on the couch as he took a big gulp of his coffee. "Hey guys! What are we talking about?"
"Monica is going on a date." Phoebe said and Monica sent her a look. "Sorry, not a date." Phoebe rolled her eyes. "Wait, does he eat chalk?" Her friends simply stare at her bemused. "Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!"
"Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex."
"Sounds like a date to me."
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"Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked." Chandler explained.
"Oh, yeah. Had that dream." They all agreed.
"Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there." Chandler continued making the rest frown in confusion.
"Instead of...?"
"That's right."
"Never had that dream." Joey denied.
"Me neither." Luke agreed.
"No."
"All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me."
"And they weren't looking at you before?!" Monica sassed.
Chandler ignored her. "Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!"
Luke chuckled. "Yeah, 'cause that's the weird part."
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"Hi" Ross, Monica's brother said grimly.
"This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself." Joey joked.
"Are you okay, sweetie?" Monica asked concerned.
"I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck..."
"Cookie?"
"Carol moved her stuff out today." Monica explained as her brother sat next to Luke "Let me get you some coffee." She offered.
"Thanks."
"Ooh! Oh!" Phoebe whined as she plucked at the air on Ross' head.
"No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?"
"Fine! Be murky!" The blonde snapped.
"I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy."
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Carry you home - Rachel Green
FanfictionLuke Addams, a doctor among the chaotic group of friends. That's not to say he himself isn't chaotic. What happens when he meets a special blonde. Will Rachel Green turn his world upside down? "Oh, I hope you know I will carry you home Whether it'...
