Carry you home - Rachel Green

CRAVING FOR KUNG PAO CHICKEN

The one with Mrs. Bing

Luke entered his patient's hospital room. He paused surprised when he saw Phoebe and Monica standing there.

"Why did I 'woo-hoo'? I mean, what was I hoping would happen? That-that he'd turn round and say 'I love that sound, I must have you now'?" Monica complained.

"I just wish there was something we could do." Phoebe added before leaning over the coma guy. "Hello. Hello, Coma Guy. GET UP, YOU GIRL SCOUT! UP! UP! UP!"

"Uh guys?" Luke asked startling the two. "What are you doing?"

"Maybe nobody's tried this." She shrugged.

"What are you doing here?" The brunette asked defensively.

Luke frowned confused. "Uh. I work here? And trust me Pheebs you're not the first to try." Monica blushed slightly realizing what she had asked. "I think the question is, what are you doing here?"

"I woo-hoo-ed him and he got hit by a car." Monica explained. "I wish we at least knew his name... Look at that face. I mean, even sleeping, he looks smart. I bet he's a lawyer." She wondered dreamily before glancing at Luke. "You know who he is don't you?"

Luke rolled his eyes. "Of course I do, he's my patient."

"What's his name?" Phoebe asked.

Luke scoffed. "I can't tell you. That's privileged information."

"Oh come on! Just his name! We won't tell anyone." Monica pleaded.

"No! I could loose my job. I'm sorry you feel guilty, but you're just gonna have to wait until he wakes up."

"Fine! We can figure it out on our own." Phoebe said. "Did you see the dents in his knuckles? That means he's artistic."

"Okay, he's a lawyer, who teaches sculpting on the side. And- he can dance!" Monica added.

"Oh! And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, y'know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked."

"I wish all guys could be like him." Monica sighed dreamily.

"I know." Phoebe agreed and Luke stared at them incredulously.

"You don't even know him! And for the record not all guys are like that." Luke scoffed.

"I'm sure you aren't like that, Luke." Phoebe assured him, but wasn't very convincing.

"You know what? I'll see you guys later, when you stop stalking a guy in a coma."

"We're not stalking him!" The two yelled right before Luke left the room.

Luke chuckled. "Whatever you say."

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Back at the girl's apartment Monica and Phoebe finished telling their friends about the guy in a coma.

"Are there no conscious men in the city for you two?" Chandler asked.

"He doesn't have anyone." Monica explained. "And Luke refused to tell us who he is."

"Yeah, we-we feel kinda responsible." Phoebe added.

"Seriously, do you want me to get fired?"

Joey laughed. "I can't believe you said woowoo. I don't even say woowoo."

"Oh, she's coming up! She's coming up!" Rachel exclaimed as Chandler's mom showed up on the TV.

"Folks, when we come back we'll be talking about her new book, 'Euphoria Unbound': the always interesting Nora Tyler Bing. You might wanna put the kids to bed for this one." The interviewer introduced.