Carry you home - Rachel Green

WHAT IS UP WITH THE UNIVERSE?!

The one with the thumb

"Hi guys!" Phoebe greeted as she entered Central Perk.

"Hey, Pheebs! Hi!"

"Hey. Oh, oh, how'd it go?" Ross asked referring to her date.

"Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said 'We should do this again!'"

"Ohh. Ouch."

"What? He said 'we should do it again', that's good, right?" Rachel asked confused.

"Uh, no. Loosely translated 'We should do this again' means 'You will never see me naked'." Monica explained.

"Since when?"

"Since always. It's like dating language. Y'know, like 'It's not you' means 'It is you'." Joey said.

"Or 'You're such a nice guy' means 'I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you'."

"Or, or, y'know, um, 'I think we should see other people' means 'Ha, ha, I already am'."

"Or, 'I'm not good enough for you', usually means 'you're the one that's not good enough for me'." Luke added.

"And everybody knows this?" Rach asked.

"Yeah. Cushions the blow." Joey explained.

"Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm." Chandler added

Ross laughed slightly remembering a childhood memory. "That's funny, that, no, because, uh, our parents actually did, uh, send our dog off to live on a farm."

"Uh, Ross."

"What? Wh- hello? The Millners' farm in Connecticut? The Millners, they had this unbelievable farm, they had horses, and, and rabbits that he could chase and it was- it w- .....Oh my God, Chi Chi!"

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Chandler was helping Joey rehearse for a role, while Luke packed up his things as his apartment was finally ready, he loved Joey and Chandler, but Luke couldn't wait to get out of there.

"So how does it feel knowing you're about to die?" Chandler read.

"Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. But you'll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die." Joey replied.

"Hey, that was really good!" Chandler cheered.

"Yeah, that was great, you could definitely get the role." Luke agreed.

"Thanks! Let's keep going."

"Okay. "So. What do you want from me, Damone, huh?"

"I just wanna go back to my cell. 'Cause in my cell, I can smoke."

"Smoke away."

Joey took out a cigarette and a lighter, but started coughing once he took the first hit.

"I think this is probably why Damone smokes in his cell alone." Chandler joked.

"Yeah, he wants to hide the obvious fact that he has never smoked before in his life." Luke added.

"What?"

"Relax your hand!" Chandler instructed and Joey's wrist went limp.

"Not so much!"

"Whoah!"

"Hey!"

"Hey!"

"Alright, now try taking a puff." Luke said, Joey tried making him visibly wince.