Carry you home - Rachel Green

UGLY NAKED GUY GOT A THIGHMASTER

The one with the sonogram at the end.

"What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it." Monica explained.

Joey scoffed. "Yeah, right!.......Y'serious?"

"Oh, yeah!" Phoebe agreed.

"Everything you need to know is in that first kiss."

"Absolutely."

"Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out." Chandler argued. 

"And-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket." Ross said.

"Yeah, it doesn't matter how good the comedian is because Pink Floyd is the main event." Luke added.

"The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake." Chandler joked.

"Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone." Rachel mentioned before high-fiving Monica.

"....Are we still talking about sex?"

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Luke entered Monica's apartment and saw Monica fluffing a pillow maniacally. He went straight to the kitchen to grab a glass of water to take his meds with. Luke was bipolar and had to take medication three times a day, all his friends knew (except for Rachel), it wasn't something he went around advertising.

"She's already fluffed that pillow..." Phoebe mentioned. "Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that—" Monica sent her a look. "-but, it's fine!"

"Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have."

"Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow."

"Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way." Phoebe said.

"Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come." Joey scoffed.

"That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Y'see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born."

"Then just tell them about the lesbian thing, whatever they say about you can't be worse than that." Luke argued.

"Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew!" Chandler whined as he stared out the window. "Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster!"

Rachel came out her room with a panicked look on her face. "Has anybody seen my engagement ring?"

"Yeah, it's beautiful." Phoebe remembered.

"Oh God, oh God, oh God oh God oh God oh God...." Rachel panicked as she looked under the pillows Monica had spent the entire morning fluffing.

"No, look, don't touch that!"

"Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back to him... 'Hi Barry! Remember me? I'm the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family!' Oh God and now I'm gonna have to return the ring, without the ring, which makes it so much harder..."