[In headquarters]
Disgust: On a scale of one to ten, I give this day an F.
Anger: Well, Disgust. why don't we quit standing around and DO something?
Disgust: Like what, genius?
Anger: I dunno.
[Fear enters with a suitcase.]
Fear: Like quitting! That's what I'm doing.
He stomps on the recall button.
Fear: (CONT'D) Sure, it's the coward's way out. But this coward is gonna survive!
[The tube drops over him, but pummels Fear with dozens of memories. The tube shuts off and retracts. Fear drops to the floor in pain.]
Disgust: Emotions can't quit, genius.
Fear spits up a memory.
Disgust: (CONT'D) Euch! I thought we were supposed to be keeping Riley happy.
Anger: You're Right, Disgust. Wait a minute. Wait a minute!
[Anger runs to the back and rummages the cubby through the ideas.]
Fear/Disgust: What is it, Anger?/ Yeah, What is it?
Anger: (holds up the lightbulb) Oh nothing. Just the best idea ever.
Disgust: What?
Anger: All the good core memories were made in Minnesota. Ergo, we go back to Minnesota and make more. Ta-da!
Fear: Wait. You're saying we run away?
Anger: NO, I wouldn't call it that. I'd call it, "The Happy Core Memory Development Program."
Fear: You can't be serious.
Anger: Hey. Our life was perfect until Mom and Dad decided to move to San Fran Stinktown.
Fear: But, I mean, it's just so drastic!
Anger: Need I remind you of how great things were there? Our room? Our back yard? Our friends?
He punches up a memory. It plays on the screen.
Gum memory: Tripledent gum will make you smile! Tripledent gum it lasts--
Anger: Did I ASK for the gum commercial?!?! (he ejects the memory) Anyway, it was better, that's my point.
Disgust Yeah, and Riley was happier in Minnesota...
Fear: Wait, hold on. What about Y/N? isn't he the nicest one that Riley met?
Anger: Yeah,but would you rather stay somewhere where the only person is the nicest,so far,maybe? or would you go back to your hometown and be more happy there?
