Metallica one shots and headcannons

How they react when you see a cockroach

 James

You were showering while you were humming. You were rinsing your hair and turned off the water. But when you opened your eyes you saw it: a cockroach. "AHHHHHHHH!" I yelled. I immediately ran out of the shower. Then I heard James sprinting off and entering the bathroom. "What happened, darling? Are you okay? Are you hurt?" he asked in bursts. "T-there" I pointed him to the shower where the cockroach was still there. "My god darling you scared me. Stay here, I'll take care of it" He said and stepped behind him closing my eyes. "Did you kill that disgusting thing?" I asked him still with closed eyes. "Yeah, I did. By the way, do you want to continue showering? I can join if you want." He said and I immediately grabbed the towel to cover myself. "No thanks, I think I won't even shower again after what happened" I say and James laughs. "Come on darling, next time I'll join you and if that disgusting thing appears I will kill it for you" he says kissing my forehead. "I'm so lucky I have you" I say smiling. "I bet you are."

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Kirk

You and Kirk were watching horror while the two of you were eating some popcorn. "Now the best part is comiiing" He said and I slapped his arm. "Kirk, you have to stop making spoilers!" I yelled. "Sorry, I can't resist," He said and I rolled my eyes. But then the scariest things appeared. A cockroach appeared above the Tv screen. "Y/NNNNNNNNNNNNN, what the fuck is that!?" He yelled and I found him next to me with his arms arounding my neck. "I-I think is a cockroach. Please, can you kill it?" I say scared. I was more scared of the cockroach than the movie. "Y-yes, don't worry. I'll kill it" He said even though he didn't seem sure about it. I saw him take the broom and make the cockroach fall and then with some attempts he finally killed it. Then I saw taking the dustpan and throwing it in the garbage. Then he sat beside me hugging me. "I never felt so scared in my life. This was the scariest film I've ever seen." He whispered and I laughed loudly. "Finally you got scared by something. But you were very brave my love, thank you" I whispered, kissing him in the forehead. "For you I'll do everything,"

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Lars

I was talking on the phone when with the corner of my eye I saw moving. I turned to see what it was, and it was better if I didn't. What I saw? I've fucking seen a cockroach walking. "I-I have to go..." I said and disconnected the call. "LARSSSSSSSS, come immediately here!" I yelled and I climbed onto the chair. "What happened?" he yelled but when he saw me on the chair and then looked at the floor and saw the cockroach I saw him leaning against the wall and putting his hand over his eyes. "What the fuck is that?" He yelled. "Lars, I'm not coming down unless you kill it first." "My god, I'm doing it only for you," he said and with closed eyes he crushed the cockroach with the shoe. Then he grabbed a handkerchief and throwed it outside. "Come here" He said, picking me and I wrapped my legs around his torso. "Thank you, babe," I said, kissing him sofly. "Anything for you."

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Cliff

I was vacuuming when I saw a cockroach get out from the table. I thre down the vacuum cleaner and I went to Cliff. He was playing the bass and I felt sorry because I was disturbing him. I knocked and I heard his voice. "You can enter, Y/n" He said sofly and I opened the door. "Sweetie, how many times did I tell you you don't have to knock?" He asks with a smile on his lips. "I know, but I don't want to disturb you." I said with a low voice. "Come here" he said, patting his lap and I reached him. "So sweetie, what did you want to tell me? He asked tucking my hair behind my ear. "In the k-kitchen, there is a cockroach" I whispered. "A cockroach? Do you want me to kill it?" He asked and I nodded. "Alright, let's go" he said, taking my hand and we went into the kitchen. "T-there" I pointed where the cockroach was. Then Cliff grabbed the fly-by and killed the cockroach. "Now you don't have to get scared anymore," he said, patting my head. "Thank you" I said, kissing his cheek. "Everything for my sweetie."

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Jason

I was cooking and in front me on the wall. I stepped back. "JASONNNN, please come" I yelled, scared. I saw Jason coming running. "What happened, my love?" He asked worriedly. "There is a cockroach on the wall" I say, trembling. "My love, calm" He said, coming closer and embracing me. "I will kill that cockroach that is scaring you" He said whispering. "Thank you Jason" I said and he pulled back. He was picking the ladle but I stopped him. "Jason, that is for cooking!" I yelled and he laughed. "Sorry love" he said smiling and grabbed the fly-by and killed the cockroach. "Killed that monster that made my love scared" he said and hugged him. "Jason, you're my savior. What can I do without you?" I asked him and he smiled. "Everything, but in this case... absolutely nothing." He laughed, making me smile even more. "I suppose you're right."

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Robert

I was listening to music while I danced. When the music ended I stopped for a second. While I was changing the music I heard a strange noise. Itook off my headphones to hear better. I got closer to where the noise was coming from. Then I saw what that noise was coming from. A cockroach. I ran to the bedroom where Robert was resting. "ROBBBBBB!" I yelled and I saw Rob opening his eyes and sat on the bed. I wanted to kill myself for waht I did.I woke him. "Sorry Rob if I woke you, but I got scared, there is a cockroach in the living room. Can please kill it for me?" I asked, rubbing my head. "Don't worry, I will gladly kill it for yuo. Wait here." He said getting up and kissing my forehead. I waited for him in bed. After some minutes he came. "I did itt" He said, coming closer to me. "But now you have to sleep with me." And I smiled. "Alright, I deserve it."

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Dave

We were in bed and Dave was trying to sleep while I watched the ceiling because I couldn't sleep. But then in the dark I saw something moving. I turned the lamp on and I saw a cockroach on the wall. "Dave, please there is a cockroach on the ceiling." I whispered.

"Mhhhh, leave it alone," he said with a sleepy voice. "Dave, I'm not sleeping if there's that thing in the ceiling. Please kill it." "Alright, as you wish princess." He said and got up and took a shoe. "Dave, what are you doing?! I asked him. "Killing the cockroach, it seems obvious." He said as it was normal. "Dave, you're killing that with your fucking shoe?!" I asked him, shocked. "Yes, I'm doing that." He said and threw the shoe into the ceiling hitting the cockroach. Then he went to grab a little toilet paper, picked the dead cockroach and went out of the bedroom. After a minute he came back again and lay down in bed. Then he brings me closer to him, hugging me tightly. "This is what you deserve for not making me sleep." He whispered. "Then I'll accept my guilt."