Craig, Luffy, Kitty and Robin entered a small shop filled with antiques and art. As Craig and Luffy tried to pull the bags of treasure through the small doors, Robin went to the owner to discuss the trade.
Kitty: Guys, I can-
Craig: Hold on, we're in the middle of something, Kitty.
Kitty crosses her arms and tilts her head, telling the boys through body language that she was getting annoyed.
Craig: Okay, we'll empty one bag enough to pull it through.
Luffy: I can just pull it through right now.
Craig: Whoa, whoa! Let's not break the door and need to pay for something before we get our money!
Kitty leans out the door to see if there was anyone who could see her.
Craig: Kitty, move, we're-
She phases the bags of treasure through the small door frame and into the shop. Giving Craig a look of disappointment, she walked off to look around the store.
Luffy and a disheartened Craig join her perusing of the shop.
All in the meantime, Robin showed off one of the gold coins from Hell.
Robin: We have roughly 500 kilograms of the same type of treasure, all from hell.
Robin: So what do you think, Stanfee?
Stan: Please, just call me Stan.
Stan: Hmmm... For a quick and easy transaction, I can give you right now, Five million in cash.
Robin: It'll do.
Stan: Or alternatively... I can give you four million and a tip, you specially would like to know.
Robin:.....
(Opening Theme)
The four leave with two briefcases of cash. Luffy spun them around his arms careless while terrifying Kitty and Craig.
Kitty: Luffy! Stop before you toss them-
(Thud)
A random passerby knocks into Luffy causing him to toss the money towards the stream of water flowing through the street.
Craig/Kitty: GHAAA!?!!
Kitty and Craig without hesitation hop onto a little boat that floated by, ruining a couples romantic moment as they leaped further to try and catch the money.
Luffy stretched out his arms and swiped the cases before they hit the water or get caught by Kitty and Craig.
Kitty/Craig:(blinking)
*Splash*
Luffy:(smiles) Shihihihih! That was close.
Angry, Kitty and Craig climb out of the water.
Kitty/Craig: Luffy, give me the case.
Luffy: Okay.
Hand a case to Craig, then the other to Kitty, the two simultaneously smack Luffy in the back of the head with the briefcases of money, knocking him into the water.
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The King Of Mutants
Fanfiction[One Piece × X-Men] Tension between humans and mutants only grows by the day.... From both sides there are those who cause trouble, souring relationships. War seems highly possible. But as all this is happening a Joyful Boy makes his presence known...
