Taking a moment to consider Sanji's words, Craig figured out what he could do. He dashes out of the shower, but the soapy floor leaves him slipping. Kalifa raises her hand to try and throw soap at him to weaken him, but Kitty was quick to remind her who her opponent was.
Kitty: Oh no you don't! I'm ending this, miss "super spy"!!
Diving towards Kalifa, Kitty phases hands first through her body, grabbing her hair.
Kitty then used Kalifa's hair as a rope to swing through the floor. Her weight pulled her head back, at the end of the swing, Kitty let's go and flips into the air as Kalifa herself is left slammed on her back.
Kalifa: You brat!
She throws her suds at Kitty who kicks a sprinkler with her flip to let it rain harder on them.
Kitty: RaaaaaAAAH!!!
Holding her legs from behind, Kitty lands on her knees upon Kalifa's chest.
*SLAM*
Kalifa: *COUGHS*!?!!
Easily breaking her ribs, Kitty rolls off the now unconscious spy.
Craig: Holy crap, Kitty! That was badass!
Kitty: Ughh... It was bad for my knees! You'd think with how big her chest is, they'd provide some cushion but no!
Kitty: All air, no substance!
Sitting up, Kitty grabs and begins ripping off Kalifa's clothes.
Craig: Eh!?
Kitty holds out the keycard she found on Kalifa's person, leaving her in basically rags.
Kitty: Let's go.
The two escape the showers, Kitty with a small limp, until the pain in her knees fades.
Kitty:(mind) Man... Where did those moves come from...? Wait, it doesn't matter right now.
Kitty:(mind) But note to self, practice more acrobatics, maybe work out a bit more...
Craig: Hey! Hand me the card. I got a stupid plan!
Kitty: Then why do it!?
(Meanwhile with Sanji....)
Finding Jabra in the Helicarrier gym, Sanji slowly walked up to him.
Jabra: Finally, a strong man. Here!
He throws his key card at Sanji's feet.
Sanji:?
Jabra: This may come as a surprise... But I'm actually Robin's long lost brother!
Jabra: I've been waiting to find someone tough enough to save her. Please, do what I can't!
Sanji:....
Sanji: Alright.
Leaning down, Sanji reaches fir the card. Jabra smirks as he suddenly pounces, his fangs and claws bared out to attack.
Sanji: AS IF I BELIEVE YOU!!
*WOOSH*
Turning his lean into a flip, and axe kicking Jabra in the head whilst grabbing the card.
Leaping away, Sanji lights a cigarette.
Jabra: How did you know I was lying?!
Sanji: Look at you. No way you're related to Robin. She's too beautiful to share even a common ancestor with you!
Jabra: Urk!!?
Sanji: Besides... It doesn't matter... The only thing I don't hit, are women.
Sanji: Since you aren't a lady. I'm going to kick you without hesitation.
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The King Of Mutants
Fanfiction[One Piece × X-Men] Tension between humans and mutants only grows by the day.... From both sides there are those who cause trouble, souring relationships. War seems highly possible. But as all this is happening a Joyful Boy makes his presence known...
