HEART AT WAR [PART 2 OF A&B] [CSM]

there's a new strange, godless demon awake inside me

As you grab onto Opame, you hear a loud gasp from behind you. Blinking a few times, you realize you're standing in the middle of the RV.

"YEEEEEOOOOO! Y/N! Y/N! Y/N!" You hear from behind you before you're tackled to the floor. Stone giggles frantically, nearly struggling to breathe. "Y/N! I MISSED YOU, BRO! MY CROCK IS SO HARD RIGHT NOW!" They say, squeezing you and trying to roll around on the floor with you.

You stare, feeling your heart emit a gentle warmth.

Stone missed you.

Dede squeals, flopping on top of both of you. "Y/N, WHERE WERE YOU, YOU STUPID DUMB CUNT!" Bro?

"G-Guys, get offa me, jeez.." You mumble, piercing your lips together as you speak. You barely attempt to push them off, more so patting at them with your curled fingers. Stone clings onto you as they continue their childlike giggling. Guppy gently taps your back with the tip of his boot, a jingle coming from the bell on his laces. 

"Where were y'all both? This here RV went poof n' all that, but yew was gone." 

Just looking at his face and his stupid bitch blonde braids, you feel an anger well up in your heart.

Wait, he didn't do anything wrong, right? Yeah, Opame teleported them, he didn't ditch you..

OR THAT'S WHAT SHE'S TRYING TO MAKE YOU THINK! HE DID!

Oh, jeez, wait, don't be absurd. 

NO! HE TOTALLY LEFT, HE DID!

Nah, wait, she literally admitted it and explained.. or did she, you can't remember if she went into detail. 

THAT MEANS THERE'S NO PROOF HE DIDN'T JUST DITCH YOU!

Guppy stares at you, his mouth slightly hanging open as he waits for a response. "Uhh.. yer lookin' pretty angry, Y/N."

Oh, dang it, your bitching is showing. 

Hey, wait, you're not bitching, it's called conspiracy, dude. 

Uh, that's not what conspiracy is.

No, you're literally conspiring, that's what conspiracy is.

Dude. What's the definition of conspiring?

Um.. uhhhh.. like, plotting or.. I don't know? Should you google it or something?

Conspiring is plotting in secrecy against something, you fucking idiot.

Oh, well, you never said you were conspiring, so y'know, why're you even thinking about this.

Your heart shoots out of your back, hitting Guppy in the knee and ricocheting back to your head. It slams into the back of your head, knocking your head down. You bump heads with Stone, cracking their forehead. "OWWWIEEEE!" Stone yells, holding their forehead and wiggling upon the floor. 

Goddamn it, dude, you get back and immediately start causing problems. Fucking idiot. 

"S-Shit, Stone, sorry, sorry.." You hold them still, moving one of their hands and looking at their forehead. Dede and Guppy take a peek as well. 

They're fine, it's just a small crack..

Guppy smacks you upside the head. "Watch where yer heart's goin'! Damn, coulda nearly killed poor Stoney?"

"Could you stop calling them that? It's kinda weird, dude." You say.

"That there's the first thing ya gotta say ta me? Know anythin' 'bout why the RV poofed or what?"

"YOU TOTALLY DITCHED ME, ASSHOLE!" Oh my god, you fucking idiot.

"Dear Y/N, I've already confirmed with you that was not the case." Opame says, bending down and poking you in the middle of your forehead as she speaks.