A day in the life of this Author's head

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With the current moment, Zee and Stanley are having a fight. They are arguing over different colors of couches. Stanley wants a black couch because he doesn't want his... Violent tendencies, to leave blood stains on the type of couch Zee wants. A white one. Zee wants a white couch so she can be the "lavish bitch" she is, her words not mine.

Zee has now decided to attempt to choke Stanley, putting him in a choke hold, terrible mistake. The mentally deficient individual ends up grabbing the arms of Zee and yanking them forward, crouching slightly as he flings them over his head and onto the ground.

In the background, Mr. X and Zlac are both watching this. Zlac looks tired, just wanting to sit down. Mr. X is just watching, amused, because fights such as this happen daily. Mr. X takes a sip of his black-as-his-soul coffee and watches the victory of Stanley.

Back to them, now Stanley is stepping on Zee, shoving her into the ground. Suddenly Zee has a change of heart and calls the situation "kinky", which ends up with her getting kicked away with disgust from Stanley.

Mr. X steps in and calmly separates the two, deciding on what couch to get for the both of them since they cant make up their mind apparently. A grey couch with slight latex exterior to prevent permanent stains and yet comfortable enough for it to be comfortable.

Zee and Stanley gawk at Mr. X for a moment before nodding, agreeing to the terms. Zlac sighs, happy to finally have a place to sit down and probably sleep on... Eventually. The couch still has to come in the mail after all since they're ordering online.

A few hours later, Mr. X and Stanley are working together peacefully to build the couch, after all, they are the more athletic people of the brain household. Zee, in the background, is with Zlac. They're in the kitchen sitting on barstools and talking about what types of toys they like to play with, one innocent and one... Not as innocent, but innocent enough to not traumatize the child.

Stanley gets confused about the manual and Mr. X flips it over, showing Stanley it was upside down. Stanley gets annoyed and randomly bites down on the manual, ripping it to shreds. Mr. X stares at him silently for a moment before grabbing the remnant and rolling it up into a bat-like hold. He smacks Stanley with it multiple times, full force, then gets back to work. Such a fortune that the brain is able to duplicate things. Stanley looks pissed off that he's being treated like a dog and glares at Mr. X. Stanley's probably going to find a victim today and... Well, if you know you know.

Another hour later and they've created the couch. Zlac practically tackles the couch whenever the two declare it as done and Zee walks over too. Zee sits right beside Zlac and Stanley, not liking how close the pervert was to the innocent child, shoves her away and sits down in her place. Mr. X sits next to him, also not trusting pervert. Zee looks offended by how untrusting they are of her. She's a pervert, not a god damn child molester! At least she admits her shit.

This ends up in another fight and Zlac ends up going upstairs, not wanting to deal with the adults having arguments right now.

Word count: 583

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