Formidable [Dandadan X Male Reader]

Chapter 6 [Fight and Flight]

The group eventually arrives at the cursed tunnel, where Ken was cursed and had his balls taken. They gazed into the dark tunnel while the caution sign in the entrance stayed in place, as if reminding them of the threats. Furthermore, the night's cold led them to experience tiny goosebumps, which made them slightly reluctant to enter.

"Boys go first!" Momo declared "Nope, ladies first" Ken replied in defiance. Y/n just glued his eyes to the tunnel and stayed silent. Momo swiftly made a cute expression and flashed it to them "But see, I'm so teary eyed.." Momo pleads "They're bone dry!" Ken argues, seeing no trace of tear at Momo's eyes.

"Bunch of scaredy-cats, I'll go by myself" Ken and Momo gasped as Y/n shouldered his way through them and marched without hesitation into the tunnel. His flashlight illuminated his path, and his hand was tucked inside his pocket, like an lone wolf.

"H-Hey wait! Don't leave us out here!" Momo yelped, taken aback by Y/n's boldness "You'll get yourself killed, man!" Ken shouts. With frightened urgency, Momo and Ken both ran after Y/n.

"See? There's nothing in here, y'all can relax now" Y/n assured. The steps of his friends appear to be anxious "Relax?! We're in Turbo Granny's turf now!" Ken squeals "I feel like we're being watched.." Momo shudder "I just don't see what's so scary about this place, it seems like a normal dark tunnel to me" Y/n shrugs his shoulders, unconcerned by their words, illuminating the path ahead.

They encounter blood-stained tracks on the walls and water dropping from the ceiling as they travel deeper into the tunnel "Be cautious, dude! Turbo Granny might shows up any seconds now!" Ken advised "Bro, I'm part yokai now. I'm gonna dropkick her ass the second she shows up" Y/n answered nonchalantly. 

"Have you forgotten why we came here? We're luring her outside of Shono City to separate her from location bound spirit!" Ken reprimanded, shaking his head, continued to scan the areas for spirits "That way, she'll weaken and even we can defeat her" Ken elaborates.

"Can I at least shove my boot up her ass?" Y/n maliciously grinned "L-Let's not go overboard like last time" Ken stammers, taken aback by Y/n's unhinged scheme. 

"But we can defeat that giant alien together, maybe we can defeat her too!" Momo enthusiastically remarked "Didn't you tell us to go in earlier because you were afraid?" Ken deadpanned.

Momo rolled her eyes at Ken and hopped her feet as she made her way past Y/n, a teasing grin tugged at the corners of her lips "But think about it, she's a granny! Maybe one dropkick or a punch might do the trick!" Momo laughed with a sense of mischievous mirth in her eyes. 

"Y/n's dropkick is powerful enough to stun something as massive as that alien, let alone a granny. She might fall paralyzed!" Momo's chuckles grew louder.

But as she points her torch in front of her, they are faced with the terrifying sight of a massive Turbo Granny's head. Her head is so large that it would fill the entire underground shaft, blocking their way "H-Huge!!" The group exclaims in unison, stunned by their discovery.

"G-Guys! What should we do!?!" Ken instantly panics and flails his arms around "Time to kick her ass!" Y/n smirks and reaches for the talisman on his back "Hoold it!" Momo slapped the back of his head to bring him to a halt "Ow! What are you-?!" Y/n groans and glared at Momo.

"Save your stamina for later! Let's get out of this hellhole! " Momo reprimanded him. Momo maintained her flashlight focused towards the gigantic Turbo Granny while the two boys turned back, only to be startled by another unexpected sight before them.

"Well shit.." Y/n grinned nervously "GAAAH!!" Momo flinched as Ken's frantic shouts erupted "What?!" Momo whirled around quickly, her eyes widening as she noticed another identical giant head of Turbo Granny blocking the exit.