Formidable [Dandadan X Male Reader]

Chapter 3 [Four-Eyes]

It's a sunny day at Kami High, and the breeze sways the leaves of each tree, bathing the whole vicinity with warmth. However, days like these are not always pleasant for everyone; it was simply yet another day. Y/n, who is currently strolling down the hallway, is abruptly confronted by a delinquent student with thick eyebrows and buzz cut haircut, whom demands money from Y/n.

"Hey eyebrows, are you broke or something? I told you I don't have any" Y/n sighed, narrowing his eyes up toward the delinquent student "Stop bullshiting me, asshat! Or else your brains will scattered all over the floor!" The delinquent threatened, holding Y/n by the collar of his school uniform "You already lost your tongue, now you want to lose your vision?" He threatens even further.

"Broke ass asking for lunch money" Y/n scoffed, a grin emerged on his face. He jerks his thumb at the delinquent in a mocking manner. The delinquent's nose blazed with rage, and Y/n's simple taunt broke his patience. 

"That does it!" He raged and smashed his fist into Y/n's face, sucker punched the boy "Gah!" Y/n coughed out a few saliva droplets before clenching his teeth. Not only is the guy bothering him, also his breath smelt like a rotten egg.

"Piece of shit, did ya parents didn't lend you any money?!" Y/n argues. He successfully avoided a second blow fired by the delinquent. Y/n swiftly swung his foot, firmly flattening the guy's balls with a kick.

KRACK!

Following the brutal kick, the delinquent immediately fell to his knees and gripped his balls, feeling as though his soul was about to escape from his body "AH! YOU SICK FU-" 

WHAM!!

Y/n showed no mercy . He knocked the delinquent out with one kick to the face. The delinquent's body falls to the floor, and foam oozes from his mouth "I call that one, DTK-classic" Y/n huffs, gathering his breath.

"Deadly Testicles Kick" 

He stares down at the body while wiping his cheek. The body lay still on the ground, and, seemingly out of spite, Y/n gave it kick. He walked away, hands tucked into his pockets "Thanks, Deadpool. Your goofy moves come in handy" Y/n smirked, the move was inspired by his favorite superhero, who is known for his goofiness yet deadly.

Meanwhile in class, Momo leans her chin over her palm, her gaze fixed to the window, lost in thought "You can't keep it from him forever, Momo. The longer you do, some girls might steal him from you" Kei advised Momo, twirling her pen on her hand.

"He's been your childhood friend for a long time. Why not just admit to him that you have feelings for him?" Miko suggested as she adjusted her makeup.  With a sigh, Momo narrowed her eyes and glanced at her classmates "It's simple for you both to say. It's not simple to confess to someone you've been crushing on for years" Momo responded.

"It does, you're just hesitant" Miko remarked while continuing to apply her makeup "No it's not!" Momo protested, smacking both of her palms against her desk "Y/n's decent guy, what's holding you back?" Kei sat with her knees crossed, her head tilting curiously "Yeah. Even though we're trying to help you by hinting that you liked him, you keep getting in the way" Miko agreed.