The Super Mario Bros. Movie Pre-quel

2 Pichus hair-cutting at the day care

The sun was shining brightly over the Mushroom Kingdom, casting a warm and inviting glow over the day care center, where laughter and cheerful voices filled the air. Princess Daisy, always the bold and lively one, had gathered her friends for a unique request. She stood in the middle of the group, a sheepish yet mischievous smile playing on her lips.

"Hey, guys! I've been thinking..." Daisy began, her hands on her hips. "I want... bummie crack—er, well, I'm not sure how to say this exactly!" She giggled, her cheeks flushing a light pink as she struggled to find the right words. "I want my butt crack hairs trimmed! Is that okay with everyone?"

There was a moment of silence as everyone took in her unexpected request. But this was Princess Daisy—they knew her adventurous spirit always led to something fun.

Tails grinned, raising a hand. "Hey, nothing wrong with keeping things neat! If that's what you want, Daisy, we're all here to support you."

Klonoa gave a thumbs-up. "You're always full of surprises, Daisy. Go for it!"

Princess Peach, who had been quietly listening, nodded. "I think it's an interesting idea. We all need a little self-care, right?"

Daisy beamed, relieved that her friends were on board with her quirky request. "Thanks, everyone! But... I was thinking, wouldn't it be adorable if two cute little Pokémon helped me out with this?"

Everyone agreed wholeheartedly, and within moments, the doors to the day care opened, and in waddled two adorable Pichus, their tiny tails wagging as they chirped excitedly. The Pichus had been called in to assist, their small, nimble paws ready for the delicate task at hand.

"Alright, little guys, time to help out!" Daisy said with a wink, bending down slightly to meet the Pichus' eye level.

The Pichus chirped in delight, ready to get to work. With careful and precise movements, they set about trimming Daisy's bummie crack hair with the utmost care and precision, their tiny paws moving swiftly but gently.

As they worked, Daisy couldn't help but giggle. "This feels kinda nice, actually!" she said, winking at her friends. The Pichus were making the experience playful and lighthearted, adding their own adorable energy to the task.

Meanwhile, Princess Peach watched carefully, her expression a mix of fascination and curiosity. "This is kind of amazing. Do you think I could learn to do this too?" she asked, turning to Daisy.

"Of course!" Daisy replied with a grin. "It's all part of keeping things cute and comfortable! I'll even help you out with the training if you want."

Peach nodded eagerly. "I'd love that. It seems like a fun and useful skill to have!"

The Pichus finished up their delicate work, chirping proudly as Daisy stood up and stretched, feeling refreshed. "You guys did amazing! I feel like a new woman," she said with a laugh, giving the Pichus a high-five with both hands.

"Thanks, little guys!" Klonoa added, clapping his hands for the two Pokémon.

Tails chuckled. "Looks like even the royal treatment can have a cute twist."

Peach, now even more intrigued, stepped forward. "So, what's next, Daisy? When do I start my training?"

Daisy grinned, putting an arm around Peach's shoulders. "How about we start right now? You've already got the best teachers here—me and these little Pichus!"

Inside the cozy day care, laughter and excitement still buzzed from Princess Daisy's playful grooming session. Princess Peach, eager to learn the art herself, stood with her arms crossed, her usual grace mixed with a bit of impatience. "Perfect, not! I want to try trimming cute girly butt cracks too, but which two girls would appear now?" she asked, tapping her foot with a mischievous gleam in her eyes.

Daisy giggled, clearly amused by Peach's enthusiasm. "Hehehe, have some faith in the Pichus, Peach! They know just who to bring."

As if on cue, the two Pichus, proud of their previous work, squeaked in delight and scooted across the room, leaving everyone curious about who they were about to bring in. The doors to the day care creaked open, and in shuffled two familiar figures—Ashley the Witch and Penny Crygor, both from the WarioWare world. They were engrossed in a hushed conversation, their faces filled with a mix of worry and embarrassment.

"I'm really concerned about my girly butt crack hairs," Penny whispered to Ashley, nervously fidgeting with her glasses.

"Ugh, you're not the only one," Ashley muttered, her usually stoic demeanor softening as she glanced around the room. "I was just thinking the same thing earlier, but I wasn't going to say anything."

The Pichus, with their bright smiles, nudged the two girls forward, bringing them to the center of the room where Princess Peach and Daisy were standing.

"Ahoy, welcome, ladies!" Daisy greeted, her voice full of playful energy. "Seems like you've come to the right place. Our little Pichus told us you've been gossiping about some girly grooming concerns!"

Ashley blushed, crossing her arms defensively but not denying it. "Maybe... It's something I've been thinking about, okay?"

Penny nodded, adjusting her glasses. "Yeah! I mean, everyone's gotta take care of themselves, right?"

Peach clapped her hands together, her excitement palpable. "Well, you're in luck! I'm learning how to trim cute girly butt cracks too, and you two will be my very first clients!"

Ashley's eyes widened, a mix of surprise and curiosity creeping into her usual calm. "Wait, really? You're serious about this?"

Penny, always the optimistic inventor, grinned. "Well, if Princess Peach is offering, I say we give it a try!"

Daisy winked at Peach. "See? The Pichus always know best!"

With everyone on board, the Pichus, eager to help once again, began preparing their tools with their tiny paws, while Daisy stepped forward to guide Peach through her first grooming session. "Alright, Peach, it's all about gentle touches and precision. Our two Pichus are pros, so they'll be helping out, but you get the main job this time!"

Penny giggled, excited about the unique experience. "I never thought I'd be doing this with royalty. This is pretty awesome!"

Ashley, still a bit wary but clearly intrigued, sat beside Penny. "Yeah, I'm curious to see how this goes. Don't mess up, Peach!"

"Don't worry!" Peach said, her determination shining through. "I've got this!" She adjusted her gloves, a playful grin on her face as she leaned in to start.

With the Pichus by her side, Peach carefully worked on trimming both Ashley and Penny's girly butt cracks. Her movements were graceful, guided by Daisy's tips and the Pichus' playful chirps. Ashley's stoic exterior began to crack as she let out a soft giggle. "This... isn't as bad as I thought. Kinda nice, actually."

Penny, always full of energy, beamed as Peach worked. "This is so fun! I never knew this could be such an enjoyable thing. Peach, you're doing amazing!"

The Pichus chirped happily, occasionally offering little playful nudges to help Peach along, their excitement infectious. Daisy, watching closely, gave Peach a thumbs-up. "You're a natural, Peach! You've got a future in this!"

As Peach finished the delicate grooming, both Ashley and Penny stretched, looking relaxed and refreshed. "Wow, I actually feel... really good," Ashley admitted, a rare smile creeping onto her face. "Thanks, Peach. You did great."

Penny twirled around, her excitement bubbling over. "That was so much fun! Thanks, Peach and Daisy—and of course, thanks to the Pichus!"

Peach stood back, hands on her hips and beaming with pride. "I think we make a great team! This was such a unique and fun experience."

Daisy laughed, giving her a playful nudge. "See? Told you this would be fun! And hey, if we ever need to, we can always call on our trusty Pichus to help out."

With everyone feeling refreshed and lighthearted, the group spent the rest of the day laughing and enjoying the carefree atmosphere, bonded by their quirky adventure and the playful energy that had brought them together. Even in the most unexpected moments, friendship—and a little bit of self-care—could turn into the most memorable of royal adventures.