Princess Rosalina's cheeks flushed a little as she admitted her playful secret, looking around the castle balcony to see if anyone was listening. Just as she began brainstorming ways to convince Princess Peach to embrace a little more fun, the air suddenly filled with an unmistakable electric hum. Out of nowhere, Riff Raff from The Rocky Horror Picture Show appeared, his wild hair and hunchbacked stance as dramatic as ever. He held a microphone with theatrical flair, ready to sing.
With a mischievous grin, he launched into an over-the-top tune, his voice raspy yet oddly melodic:
🎶 "A lesson in love and in play, my dear,
A tickle, a tap, and a shake from the rear!
The cheeks they will wiggle, they'll bounce and they'll sway,
It's time, dear Rosalina, to show Peach the way!" 🎶
Rosalina covered her mouth, stifling a giggle as Riff Raff continued, his dance moves matching the catchy, quirky rhythm. He spun around, dramatically shaking his own backside with all the enthusiasm of a true showman.
🎶 "Peach mustn't be shy, oh, let her be free,
To see how much fun a wiggle can be!
Just a flick and a tap, a swish and a clap,
It's a royal rump romp, a cheeky love trap!" 🎶
Princess Rosalina found herself clapping along to the tune, unable to resist his infectious energy. She could picture it now—a royal lesson in letting loose, where Peach could finally discover the joy of a little playful spank.
As Riff Raff concluded with a grand flourish, he pointed toward the horizon, as if envisioning a world where Peach had embraced the fun.
"Well, Rosalina," he said with a sly grin, "shall we teach her the ways of a jiggling, joyful life?"
Rosalina laughed, nodding enthusiastically. "Yes! I think it's time for Peach to let loose—Riff Raff style!"
🎶 "I wanna go all out, feel free and wild,
A princess with moves that are fun and styled!
Princess Toadstool style, a bounce and a jig,
Time is fleeting, let's dance big!" 🎶
Riff Raff chimed in with a harmony, his voice gravelly but full of energy:
🎶 "Like madness, it takes control,
A shake of the cheek, it's good for the soul!
The wiggles, the jiggles, oh let them all show,
The royal rump has its rhythm—let's go, go, go!" 🎶
Peach, giggling, added a little sway to her hips, feeling bolder as she spun around in her pink dress, lifting it just enough to add a playful bounce:
🎶 "A tap, a clap, oh, it's pure delight,
Cheeks that wiggle and dance all night!
It's sweet, it's silly, it's good royal fun,
To jiggle and giggle 'til the day is done!" 🎶
Riff Raff joined in, doing a comically exaggerated jig as he harmonized:
🎶 "So spank to the beat, let loose in style,
A royal rump, it's worth the while!
With each little wiggle, each cute little clap,
Princess Peach takes a royal lap!" 🎶
They ended in a fit of laughter, with Peach's cheeks pink from both the singing and her newfound confidence. She curtsied, catching her breath, and Riff Raff gave her a theatrical bow.
"Oh, Princess," he said with a wink, "you've got moves fit for the Mushroom Kingdom's finest!"
🎶 "Oh, Princess Peach, with cheeks so fair,
A daring plan you want to share!
With a marker held tight 'twixt cheeks so bold,
A royal prank that shall be told!" 🎶
Rosalina blushed, half-giggling, half-shocked, but Peach just laughed, giving Riff Raff a playful nod to keep going. Riff Raff took a deep breath, fully embracing the silliness:
🎶 "Butt to butt, like stars aligned,
In perfect sync, two queens combined!
A swipe, a slide, a line so fine,
Marking friendship's wiggly sign!" 🎶
He spun around, mimicking the two princesses with exaggerated elegance, as Peach and Rosalina dissolved into laughter.
🎶 "A royal crack-to-crack embrace,
With playful wiggles, setting the pace!
For only those with hearts so free,
Can mark their bond so cheekily!" 🎶
The two princesses, wiping away tears of laughter, joined in with a lighthearted dance as Riff Raff continued, bowing low as he sang his final line:
🎶 "To friendship found in every line,
Two princesses, simply divine!" 🎶
The song ended in giggles and applause, as Rosalina shook her head, amused by Peach's silly idea and Riff Raff's endlessly playful energy.
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The Super Mario Bros. Movie Pre-quel
FanfictionFind out what happened before the events of the Super Mario Bros. Movie.
