It's already two-dimensional, so what if it's a little abstract?

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Chapter 1

Hola! Ciao! Hallo! Bonjour! Hello!

こんにちは!

Hello!

You are the destined person I have never met.

Please let me share with you two explosive and bizarre stories.

The first anecdote is - after graduating from college, I was severely beaten by a society full of deformed and involuted beauty. When I was making humble offers and praying to the evil capitalism to take in me, a college animal, like a dog, I accidentally traveled through time. .

I wore it and entered the two-dimensional world.

I've also gotten younger, from a beat college student who stayed up late and raved about takeout for four years straight to a super high school student who wakes up at 5 a.m.

Wataxi, a horse, a tile, a two-dimensional paper man!

I also like to mention the most classic protagonist character - my parents work overseas, and I, an only child, live on my own, living in a building, sitting in the second to last row of a high school classroom, and able to see the cherry blossom trees outside the teaching building. Window seat.

——This year, Yangzhou is grand, time is boiling, and it is a non-stop war and chaos. The sun that entered the room through the window happened to be scattered on the 45-degree side of my face.

The second anecdote is -

on the third day after the time travel, I fell into a coma.

When I woke up in the hospital, I was told by the doctor that I was terminally ill and had only one month left to live.

I'm about to die just after I transformed into a two-dimensional JK...

- As expected of me! Niubi is dead! ! !

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The doctor left, and I lay on my back on the hospital bed in the single room.

[Hello. ]

An electronic synthesizer sound appeared in my mind.

[I am the system, looking for a contractor. ]

[You only have one month left to live. You will truly die and will not be able to return to your hometown. ]

[However, I can help you survive in this world. If you sign a contract with me and complete the tasks I give you, you will receive points and prizes that can be redeemed for life span. ]

[Ah, you are finally here. ]

I said it from my heart.

[You are late. On the first day after I traveled through time, I searched everywhere for you, rummaged through my whole house, and poked the toilet pipe with a toilet brush, but I couldn't find you. ]

[The system is standard for time travellers! Just like eating hai lao must be paired with pickled plum juice and watermelon, eating sushi must be dipped in soy sauce, and eating fried chicken must be drunk with Coke, it must be Coke! Anyone who drinks Pepsi, get away from me! ]